That spider made a really crappy web... it has a big hole in it.

Woah, we leave for a couple of days and the site breaks down! Were you guys throwing wild parties or something? We're working on it!
What's up with the timestamp?
Sorry guys / gals - been holidayin' in Scotland :) All fixed now... oh and thanks for letting us know!
Two questions;
1) Don't they have the internets over there in Scotland?
2)Who the hell are you? Are you a new owner or just a new name & avatar for one of the two guys we know?
You made me wet my keyboard!
Can we get a pic of you in a kilt?
oh please oh please oh please
Zemmy made me link the blokes in kilts
DUDE!!! you can't just sack the site without some kinda "Don't look at sack" disclaimer. 

WHOA!!! I only saw two blokes drinkin' brews. You are much more observant than I am...OR you focus on the sack...
Edit your comment and URL that please.

metallic
They broke something. What, I'm not sure.