Multi tasking
Avoiding work
planning mayhem
Cooking dinner
Missing you.
That reminds me of a bumper sticker I once saw on some woman's car. It said;
"I still miss my old boyfriend, but my aim is getting better.
Excellent.
My answer to "did you miss me?" is "with every bullet so far..."
I admit, I stole it from Al Bundy.
Ya mean like the 16 million plus comments on one of my posts from yesterday?
I'm guessing that's a bug
The post about the Cheer's bartender getting laid off
That's my phone number!
stored to speed dial for my next NYC trip...
You can reach me on my new cell...
646-717-8395
not dialing...
ED: a quick google check and now I am heartbroken 
not dialing...
Fine.I don't want to say hi to you either!
see above edit...
Don't cry, dry your eye!
Eating strawberries
Working hard maybe, but not at fixing my 16 million comments 
I fixed that already :)
working harder
Drinking Beer!
Making Love
Pocket Pool!
fOx
Planning vengeance.
Not on me, right? You can for Ben.
Cooling my heels.
?

Being sneaky.... 
fOx
In pain...
fOx
Wondering why fOx is in pain....
What happened to you?
peter
Coding features