Thank you !!! :)
I'm sometimes maudlin. Hence the user name.
You need to amend your statement to "but mostly 99.99% kickass awesome" 
Hi there !!! 
Oh yeah, I'm also mostly 99.99% kickass awesome. But that would be a really long user name.

I <3 NY

I'm hangin' in NYC as well!
Awesome ! At that aforementioned site, I was the only New Yorker.
No one understood me.
lol
Living in Harlem, how about you?
That's a loaded question.
lol
I grew up in Manhattan.
I've lived in Queens for 10 years.
And, I'm about to move to Brooklyn.
I used to get my reefer in Harlem. lol
There isn't always power in numbers, you'll be misunderstood here equally. 


Hell yeah I want a cookie !!!

Welcome to the site!
Thank you, kind sir. 
Welcome and all that jazz. I'm the Canadian. That is all.

Hello, the Canadian. I'm quite pleased to make your aquaintance.

LIES!!! I am contractually obligated on behalf of the rest of the Canadian contingent to point out that are at least three, yes three, of us running around here!
That will be all....
fOx
You go around openly saying things like "by the by" and you actually think asking me a stereotypical question about snowshoes is funny?

fOx
by the by is metric for by the way... I thought it would be easier on your sensabilities
That was funny I don't care who you are.
ZemRrushe
From a fellow New Yorker... Welcome to Madville!

You'll like it here, I know I do!