Feb 18, 09 12:39 pm — List one or more of your biggest pet peeves.
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People that bump into me from behind
Dont like a little poke?
Grrrrrrr
NO PARKING!
Especially during the holidays at a mall!
when technology doesn't work like it should
When you log onto your favorite site one day and it's changed. 
Poodles. Especially the yappy one that goes nuts in the stairwell every night when its owner is taking it outside to crap on the sidewalk.
you mean you won't fix mine?
No, I'll do it anyway.
It's more of a passive-agressive thing, lol
Not that it happens often, but being hung up on, sends me through the roof.
I'll agree to that - the age of cell phones has added A LOT of annoyances with reception for sure!
People who grossly exaggerate things (and expect you to take it as truth), pretend to have more information or more familiarity with something than they really do, or those that try too hard to impress.
Hmm, people who spread misinformation, too. I remember overhearing a conversation where one guy was explaining to another that Nintendo Wii was an acronym for "WIreless Internet."
It's like nails on a chalk board. 
If I'm going to do this properly I cannot, NIGH I WILL NOT, LIMIT IT TO ONE!
Uncontrolled children
People at the gym that laze on the equipment rather than use it for its intended purposes
The moron that farts at the drinking fountain at the gym then leaves, forcing everyone else that wants a drink to inhale it.
People that don't get how to drive in snow even though they live in an area that gets snow 4 months + per year
People that don't get how 4 way stops work.
People that talk to me, then don't shut up when I tell them that I have to get back to work
Telemarketers
Door to door salesmen
Cockney English
Celery
Chinese Hairless Crested.....yapping little rats
Hugo Chaves
Cigarettes
Anything with more legs than the average cow
Domestic Beer
Uncontrolled children. Yes! How could I forget that one.. Also the snow driving one. Agreed.
Celery? Why? Is it too noisy or you just don't like crunchy water?
It is vile. But it has a back story......
It all started one day as a young lad in kindergarten....I remember it like it was yesterday.
Well, on that day I get picked to go to the cafeteria with the little red Radio Flyer wagon to pick up the days snack for the rest of the class. 'OH BOY! Peanut butter bars!' I thought as that was what we had the day before and I'd only had 2 weeks of school under my belt.
I was all smiles walking that noisy wagon to the cafeteria and all I could think of was how damn good those bars were.
I get there, the lunch lady with the bag on her hand calls me 'hun' then proceeds to load up my wagon with 20 sticks of celery....and a 20 pints of milk.
My heart felt like it weighed 50 lbs. I walked back to the class room, passed out the snack, and never having had celery before I didn't know what to expect. I took one bite and thought I was going to puke. I know it was 80% disappointment, but to this day I can't stand the smell of raw celery. I've tried to eat it, and I can't. I can eat it cooked and adds a nice 'spice' to most dishes.
Plus, raw celery smells a lot like the coolant I use at work in the machine shop when it goes rancid from the anaerobic bacteria.
Why on earth did that movie win awards?
Ghetto hood-rat kids selling candy in front of office buildings during business hours "for charity" or "the school's basketball team"
They should be IN school.
people who take advantage of government programs designed to help people out who need it, because they're to goddamn lazy to get a job or go to school.
Getting an automated message when all I want is to TALK to someone.
People who do 20 mph under in the left lane while everyone else is doing 10mph under in the other
People driving slow in the center lane, while talking on thier cell phone!
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People who stop cold in front of you when you're walking.