Aug 30, 08 10:56 am —
Ever get the feeling that SNL has somehow intruded into real life? Discuss!
[journal edited by Gramps on 2008:08:30 10:56:46]
And yes, I pretty much follow my dick where ever it leads me.
She seems like a nice lady and what's not to like about hockey moms? Plus she looks like Tiny and I like Tina.
I could do without the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the fetus hugging Pro-Life extremism, but that is political stuff. She seems like a solid citizen and she is from Alaska, which is cool. If the Old Guy wins, she will be the first female VP, which is also cool.
I sure hope Tina makes a lot of guest appearances on SNL in the next two months 
Frank Caliendo is working on his McCain right now too also. Its about 90% there. Its no where near as tight as his Bush impersonation is though.
I'd like to see Tina Fey and Caliendo do something with either SNL, MADtv, a movie...I don't care. 
100% MILF.
Extra stiches are $20 apiece. How many would you like?
3 for every kid plz thnx
I dunno. The more I look, the more I'm thinking of bending the "2 kid" rule for MILF status.
Surely MILFable...
We need a separate thread dedicated to the issue at hand.
Pictures of course, and pro and con bullet points for MILF status.
All in favor?
[Comment was edited by Jizzmasterzero on August 30, 2008 at 10:38:31 PM]
I say we just discuss MILFs with picture goodness.
Thread for hottest milf wouldn't last long.....
You're all a bunch of picky punks.
I'm just saying........you put in the Cristina Aquilera Maxim photo shoot and the thread is over cause shes eligible for MILF status now
You got a valid point.
Perhaps it needs to be broken down into categories.
1. 18-30
2. 30-45
and for Ddub
3. 45-100
Then sub categories of each
1-2 kids
2-4 kids
5 kids and above
And yes, I knew a girl just out of highschool here that had 4 kids when I was about 20.
No, I'd go:
1. 18-25
2. 26-38
3. 38-50
4. 50-55
5. 55-60
6. 61 and up.
And categories 3 and 4 are loaded with hot MILFs. You just wait until you're closer to being in category 5 than category 3 and see how your taste changes.
As for kids, it's not only how many but how old they are and if they still live at home.
I agree with the how many still live at home line item.
This is more complicated than previously thought.
Is there a talent category?
[Comment was edited by Jizzmasterzero on September 01, 2008 at 11:06:08 AM]
Yes, age is just one item in the matrix of F-ableness.
I'll bet McCain is hoping he gets to have a sex scandal...
(BTW, I'd rather have Tina Fey as the Republican VP candidate.)
Then again...
[Comment was edited by Lurker on August 31, 2008 at 07:34:26 PM]
Source of #2... something isn't right there. 
It's a photoshop, but I couldn't resist posting it....
Is this better?
::grin::
Nah, the first one is better.. that skirt.. long legs..
I may be broke, but I'm not Flat Busted!
Definately a MILF... as far as VPILF ask me after November...
And she really may even be a GILF? 
Still no problem with that.
Me neither
Just thought of this myself this afternoon, and then immediately thought of you Ddub.
But, there are some 30 year old GILFS around these parts now and again....
And bonus points because her daughter is a slut. 1 more year and they can be considered a 'tag team' if her daughters hot at all.
Wouldn't "30 year old GILF" mean a house full of sluts?
Red White and FUCK YEAH!
Gun, bikini, smokes, cheap beer... all American in my eye! I just don't see the trailer anywhere.
Its out getting new wheels and a propane tank.
SHITTER WAS FULL!!!
Another country heard from!
Nice 'Vacation' reference, though. 
Maybe it's just me, but her voice sounds nearly identical to Hillary's. Neither of them have a good public speaking voice. It sounds nagging and I get annoyed whenever I hear that lady speak loudly.
I actually was listening to a radio show and they mentioned how her voice was opposite that of Hitlaries. How she was strong without being a screeching harpy.....
......
strange.....
I don't think she sounds like Shill-ary at all, but there is something about her voice that doesn't fit her face somehow. Not a bad voice, just not what you would expect to hear by seeing her photo.
The audience was imaging the speaker in her underwear.
And at least one non-Republican watching at home and imaging Palin in her underwear.
Still, there's so many reasons to not like her.
[Comment was edited by Maude Lynne on September 07, 2008 at 09:47:00 PM]
Yeah, so many I don't know where to start.
/that goes for just about every politician anyway...
Jizzmasterzero
She's almost in the running for MILF.
The number of total children sort of kills it for me.
Hot dog in a tunnel
Toothpick in a volcano
Bicycle in a 3 car garage
BB in a barrel
Above all she's better to look at that any other female candidate I've seen.
I mean c'mon. Hillary Horse Face, or Miss Alaska. Really.