Aug 22, 08 08:52 am — I once had a pet rabbit, but he died when he choked on a hareball.
Figure the pun should be pretty self explanitory... no guessing needed I reckon. Cool?
65's
/gets googlin'
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure...
After eating, the duck was left to wonder where he should pay the bill.
The pirates buried their treasure in the twinkling of an aye.
Archery contests are usually won by an arrow margin.
I just bought a home surgery kid called, wait for it,......................Suture Self
Old mechanics never die, they just re-tire.
The high priest was arrested on drug charges.
Book 'em, Danno!
He'd been told several times to beehave around the beehive.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
ZemRrushe
Do we have to post the pun as well, or do others have to guess what the pun is?
/starts GIS'ing