Mar 12, 08 03:13 pm — Part One.
I ordinarily like women with dark hair, but the woman center-right is the hottest. The one in the center has far too much makeup and something is unsettling about her eyes. The blonde is very natural and has an all-American look about her.
Her "oops how did that video of me and my ex screwing" tape is available for download from all good pr0n sites. 
I give up.
What do these women have in common except swimsuits and shoes?
Why are they all on stage together at the same time. What possible category can they all fit into?
What anything can they all fit into?
All of them except the one on the right can fit into the one on the right's bra and panties at the same time.
WINNAR!!!
That made my day.
Ahahahaha
S'true!
Duck... duck... GOOSE!
I know we're going through a PC stage now where lardasses want to be included in everything-- but I think that modeling should be the limit. I don't care how many cows America has right now. They don't belong on stage modeling underwear. That's just grotesque. Being lazy and not taking care of yourself is not a fashion statement.
I'd have no problem with the 2nd from the left. Boney chicks ain't got that much to play with.
Think of the physics of this for a moment.
The more lard and ass the woman has, the more surface area she needs to clean after taking a shit. With that one particular woman you find appealing, i'm sure we're talking about square footage of soiled ass here. Do you REALLY want to take the chance of your dick sliding against feces?
Honestly, when I see a large ghetto ass walking down the road, I consciously think of how bad it must smell. When I see a skinny ass walking down the road, I bask in the thought that it must be superbly clean and soft to the touch.
I don't know about you, my man, but when I fuck doggy style, I don't want to catch a whiff of ass-sweat-juice from an unsanitary ghetto ass.
[Comment was edited by TheNationalist on March 13, 2008 at 12:16:32 AM]
Coming from a guy who pulled a shit log out of his ass with his hand, and then blogged about it, your opinion means just about nothing at all.
Except most american men don't find fat women attractive. I'm not alone. And the woman center-leftwould certainly be considered obese under BMI, just by looking at her. Just look at her right arm.
[Comment was edited by TheNationalist on March 13, 2008 at 12:34:56 PM]
I'm sorry, I was ignoring you.
Isn't this the chick who was so drugged up during her pregnancy that her child was born with severe birth defects?
Yes, no, yes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Septo-opticdysplasia#Causes
Jizzmasterzero
LMFAO
But SRSLY can I eat the one in the middle?