Feb 08, 08 06:01 pm — We're winding down the first semester and our last task in lab was to remove the brain and save it for the neuro class next month. To do it, we first had to disarticulate the head. That's a fancy way of saying, "Chop it off!" Well, mostly, we left the pharyngial system in place so we could play with it.

The first step was to peel off the scalp, because the saws work better on bare bone. Peeling involved scraping the scull clean and took about half an hour. Next, we rolled the body to a prone position and performed a laminectomy. This meant taking a chisel and breaking the vertebral lamina, the bony arches that cover the spinal cord and anchor the spinous processes that you can feel running down the middle of your back. Once the spinal canal was open, we cut the spinal cord at the middle of the neck.

After flipping the body back over we were ready to open the skull using surgical mechanical saws. We cut around the middle front and sides, then down the back to the foramen magnum, the opening for the spinal cord, and we removed the top of the skull and the back of the base, the occipital bone.

Finally we were ready to begin removing the brain itself, but we held up after making a discovery: A golf ball sized tumor on the inside of the skull. We carefully snipped the dural covering of the brain, freeing it to begin lifing it out of the lower skull. The most difficult part was locating and cutting the 24 cranial nerves and cutting them while preserving them for further study. The whole process ended after about 2 hours.

Splitting the head was simply a matter of hard work, it took about 15 minutes with a surgical hacksaw.

Hope everyone is having a good year so far! :)

[journal edited by MacThulhu on 2008:02:08 18:03:49]

[journal edited by MacThulhu on 2008:02:08 18:04:19]

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Apr 03, 02 01:08 am
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Let see, I know I put away a chicken leg behind my ear.




Apr 03, 02 01:17 am
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"Man, last night I realized that my boobs are bigger than my girlfriend's! Well, right after she suffocated under me."

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Apr 03, 02 02:20 am
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I'm not fat, I'm just big boned.




Apr 03, 02 05:40 am
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damn...I coulda sworn I just heard two guys just a moment ago....




Apr 03, 02 08:31 am
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"You kinda look like a baby...oooh aye Baby, the other other white meat."

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Apr 03, 02 09:55 am
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The new "double chair" has begun stress testing.

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Apr 03, 02 10:22 am
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Im the phattest cat in da house.

Sieze this, Honkus.



Apr 03, 02 10:38 am
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Hey, could you help takes these chairs out of my ass...I wanna try and stand up.

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Apr 03, 02 10:44 am
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You just wait, Im gonna turn this fat all into muscle. Just as soon as I finish off this gross of twinkies.

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Apr 03, 02 10:59 am
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I am sexy! dead sexy ! Sexy like a baby...
Sexual Phat Chocolate in Da HOUSE!

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Apr 03, 02 12:18 pm
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Reply to Psycko:

no comment

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Apr 03, 02 05:27 pm
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the first picture on their homepage (www.sumo.cz)has got to be one of the funniest pictures ive seen in a while

[Comment was edited by wayward drunk on April 03, 2002 at 05:27:41 PM]


 
Apr 03, 02 06:10 pm
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Reply to wayward_drunk:

lol didnt even notice that.. hahahahahaha

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Feb 08, 08 06:10 pm
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hmm. i didn't think it would take that long to get to the brain of a frog.

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Feb 08, 08 06:16 pm
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Feb 08, 08 06:23 pm
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Holy shit am I glad I'm good at makin stuff out of aluminum and steel with these here fancy CNC machines.

Denial, justification, and half truths are the great cures. They cure you of guilt, responsibility, and accountability." -JMZ http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X6FP7M1A



Feb 08, 08 06:35 pm
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Glad to hear you're having fun in med school.

Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....



Feb 08, 08 07:12 pm
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Here's a video of what we did.

Slightly different procedure, but you see the same stuff.

[Comment was edited by MacThulhu on February 08, 2008 at 07:30:14 PM]

Evil, a healthy alternative to goodness!

 
Feb 08, 08 08:16 pm
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Reply to MacThulhu:

I LIKE BACON.

EDIT: Damn... I can hardly gut a fish.

[Comment was edited by petemoss on February 08, 2008 at 09:48:49 PM]

They're working hard to implement your feedback ideas.

 
Feb 09, 08 03:50 am
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Reply to petemoss:

But bacon is good
Pork chops are good

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Feb 10, 08 09:41 am
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Reply to Ddub:

Yummmmm......pork chops marinated in garlic and butter mix..

/meat good

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Feb 08, 08 07:16 pm
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On Old Olympus Towering Tops a Finn and German viewed some hops

A different version has "Fat-ass German"

[Comment was edited by Gramps on February 08, 2008 at 07:17:40 PM]

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Feb 08, 08 07:32 pm
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Reply to Gramps:

And to remember sensory, motor or both:

Some say marry money, but my brother says big boobs matter more.

Evil, a healthy alternative to goodness!

 
Feb 08, 08 08:00 pm
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Reply to MacThulhu:

Don't recall that one, but I learned this stuff in the mid 1970's

Ultimate Link Whore



Feb 09, 08 11:18 pm
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I always preferred the zombie movie method to removing a brain.......a good ol' shotgun

HEAR ME NOW! WORDS I VOW! NO F_CKING REGRETS! F_CK THESE CHAINS! NO G_DDAMN SLAVE! I WILL BE DIFFERENT! -=MacHine HeaD=-


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