Feb 01, 08 06:41 pm — I heard something like this on the radio the other day. One person says something bad, then someone else makes it worse.
Example:
Bad: Getting your foreskin caught in your zipper.
Worse: Getting someone else's foreskin caught in your zipper.
Bad: Your mom walking in on you pleasuring yourself.
Worse: Walking in on your mom pleasuring herself.
I'll start:
Bad: Having diarrhea.
Worse: You're being chased by a 38 year old man sporting a gigantic erection, dressed as a boy scout.
Bad: You're afraid of clowns.
Worse: Your blind date is dressed as one
Bad: You get caught stealing
Worse: You get caught stealing Preparation H.
Bad: You're Brittany Spears.
Worse: You start hanging out with Paris Hilton
Bad: Your dad tells you he's gay
Worse: You already found the pictures of him and "Uncle Larry" from their vacation to Florida he left out on his nightstand.
Bad: You come home from work and your wife doesn't have dinner ready and waiting on the table. 
Worse: Cos she's in a threesome with Dad and "Uncle Larry"
Bad: You're snowed in
Worse: You're snowed in with Dad and "Uncle Larry". And dinner's still not on the table.
Bad: You don't have a bad one to start.
Worse: Your spouse has lots of them!
Bad: You're out of toothpaste
Worse: Your date was out of toothpaste.
Bad: You have a neighbor who plays their stereo at full volume all day and night.
Worse: They buy a drum set and decide to play along with the music. Off key.
Bad: You just lost your last hundred dollars
Worse: You just lost your last hundred dollars on a 90 year old herpetic whore.
Bad: You just ran out of beer.
Worse: You can only afford Budweiser
Bad: Your girlfriend just dumped you
Worse: dumped for dad & Uncle Larry
Bad: your kids are flunking
Worse: Your kids are flunking sex ed.
Bad: You have small genitalia.
worse: you have small genitalia .....in your mouth and its attached to the 90 year old herpe riddled whore
Bad: your car wont start
Worse your car won't start and you blew you last pay check on the 90 year old herpes riddled whore.
Bad: You're down to your last pair of clean underwear
Worse, it's a thong
Bad: You picked the Patriots
Worse: You let Tom Brady knock you up
Bad: Finding a piece of meat in your vegetable stew
Worse: It's man meat.
Bad: Having to work on Saturday.
Worse: Working on Sunday too.
Bad: Your boss catches you viewing porn
Worse: It's HIS wife on MILF.com
Bad: Your wife catches you looking at porn online
Worse: It's gay bestiality porn.
Bad: You lost your wallet
Worse: You didn't actually lose it, if fell out of your pants at the local strip club.
Bad: Your wallet was found at the local strip club
Worse: By the illegal Mexican janitor who steals your identity
Bad: you're stranded on a desert island with no food
Worse: the only company you have with you are the olsen twins
Bad: You're a washed up celebrity
Worse: you're a dead celebrity
Bad: your flight has been delayed
Worse: Because its now part of the Andes mountains.
Bad:The Mormons are right, and God does live on the planet Kolob.
Worse: And he wants you to be one of his four wives (even though you're male)
Bad: What you thought was a work order for 1000 was actually for 100
Worse: You're a dominatrix.
Bad: Michael Jackson. EEEEE-HEEEE WOOOO! SHAMONA! UHG UHG SHAMONA!
Worse: You're an 8 yr old whose parents think it's ok if you spend the night at MJ's house
Bad: You just found out your drinking water is contaminated
Worse: It turns out that wasn't ever your drinking water in the first place.
Bad: You didn't get that promotion after all
Worse: You just put a down payment on a new home
Bad: You cracked a tooth
Worse: You cracked a tooth while giving a BJ.
Bad: You have jury duty
Worse: You have jury duty at OJ's trial.
Bad: You sense what feels like a fart coming on and realize it's the squirts.. and you're 5 minutes from any bathroom.
Worse: You sneeze and shit your pants.
Bad: You're almost 33, your girlfriend is pregnant and you live at home with your parents 2 years after a nasty divorce.
Worse: Your girlfriend is your cousin, it's not a home but a trailer and it's your parents who are still together after 2 years of divorce.
Bad: You don't have any insurance
Worse: Hillary Clinton wants to give you a really great health care plan.
Bad: You're Bill Clintons dry cleaner.
Worse: You're studying to be a proctologist as well
Bad: you catch your boss cheating on his wife
Worse: You catch your wife cheating on you, with your boss
Bad: Brittany is preggers
Worse: you're the father
Bad: getting stuck in an elevator
Worse: You're stuck in the elevator with Britteny (and that's how that happened)
Bad: You missed the elevator
Worse: It was the last one down before a fire started in a high rise building
Bad:You've been caught by cannibals
Worse: You just paid your membership in PETA
Bad: You just got pulled over by the cops
Worse: While driving around naked and smoking a joint.
Bad: you dropped your cell phone in a puddle
Worse: It was a puddle of poo, and it's ringing
Bad: You've never been to Madville
Worse: You got a MV account just to look at the NSFW links.
Bad: Being at work looking at NSFW links on MV and getting caught with your zipper down.
Worse: Seeing your wife featured in 90% of the NSFW links.
Bad: You just ran over a helpless little kitty cat. meoewr!
Blogstopper! What's bad about that?
Of all the thing posted up until now a kitty hit and run is what you find a to be a blogstopper??
*NEVERMIND*
Just move along like this post never happened.
[Comment was edited by petemoss on February 05, 2008 at 07:56:40 PM]
Well, running over a cat ain't that bad. 
OK, OK
Worse: it belonged to you mother in law.
Bad: You get Zem mad at you.
Better: You run over your mother-in-law.
Worse: Zem is your mother-in-law.
Worse yet: Your daughter tells you she married Pete's son. 
Bad: putting a tack on your teachers chair
Worse: You have a substitute teacher and it's Mr. T
Bad: Your dog really did eat your homework
Worse: Your teacher expects you to retrieve it.
Bad: You mistook the salt for sugar.
Worse: And the sugar is actually crystal math
Bad: You own Madville and can't sell it
Worse: You want to buy Madville but can't afford it.
Bad: You got free tickets to see the 'Hottie and the Nottie"
Worse: The leads are played by Zem and Shiva
Bad: You just got fired for stripping in front of an airline pilot
Worse: It was aired live on CNN.
Bad: Your house is on fire
Worse: You're in the house
Bad: Your car has a flat
Worse: You're in the middle of the desert and you have no spare.
Bad: You're two hours late for your wedding
Worse: You're early for your divorce.
Bad: You were early at your parent's wedding 
Worse: the wedding ceremony was performed in the delivery room
Bad: you're caught in the rain with no umbrella
Worse: It's raining hot lava
Bad: You have no shoes
Worse: You have no socks
Even more worse: You have 6 toes on each foot.
Bad: The bloganatorial you started nearly a week ago is still going
Worse: You can't think of a new one
Bad: your neighbor is blasting the soundtrack from the movie 9 to 5
(I said the same thing as you, 'cept in my head)
Worse: They're blasting it from 5pm to 9am.
Bad: You submit a link and in the title you mention that its not very interesting.
Worse: She really is Dolly Parton (wait, that might actually be good)
Bad: Somebody is holding 'Jesus' for ransom.
ROFLMAO
That was you????
ahahahahaha
Worse: you submit a link with the title all in caps
Bad: ... I can't think of one, I'm still laughing
Worse: They are threatening to crucify him
Bad: You've been drafted
Worse: You thought it was draught beer
Bad: You're out of beer
Worse: You're still out of beer. (Out of beer is about as bad as it can get isn't it?)
Bad: You made Zem laugh so hard she lost all train of thought
Worse: Cos you pulled your shorts down.
Bad: Wearing shorts and flip flops in winter
Worse: and nothing else
Bad: It's the worst winter in decades and more snow is coming
Worse: You're stranded without heating oil/gas/wood
Bad: your only food supply is peanut butter
I could live on peanut butter, the world's most perfect food, plus beer of course.
Worse: You're out of peanut butter
Bad: You've been drugged by your psycologist
Worse: Your psychologist is also a transvestite sex pervert. Who the hell prescribes 10g of Ambien anyway?
Bad: The space that these words occupy is getting smaller.
Worse: You can't find enough words to fill a little bity space, nor your little bity head.
Bad: Your choice for president is McCain or Hillary
Worse: You find out their actually the same person.
Bad: You have Jehovas Witnessess at the door.
Worse: You invited them in for a beer
Bad: This blog may be ending
Worse: We won't let it die
Bad: Your car is missing
Worse: Your kids were in it
Bad: Your kids are missing
What the hell is wrong with that?
Bad: You catch a butterfly.
Worse: It's deadly poisonous and it just bit you
Bad: You get into a 12 car pile up
Worse: You're at the bottom of the pile
Bad: You're not invited to Junior's birthday party.
Bad: You let this blog die when you could have saved it
Worse: You save it, and kill it all in the same post.
ZemRrushe
Bad: Having Diarrhea
Worse: It being uncontrollable during a job interview
Edit: eeps, forgot to add one
Bad: Having your car break down
[Comment was edited by ZemRrushe on February 01, 2008 at 06:53:03 PM]