Jul 31, 07 04:57 pm — Inspired by the previous entry about everyone's favorite 5 movies they could watch endlessly i decided to post some quotes from movies to see how many people could guess. I tried to avoid obscure quotes and dead giveaways.....so good luck
oh, And try not to cheat with IMDB
1) "Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first ...... for about a half an hour
2) "I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend; not an Italian. She went to the movies with him; she stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago, he took her for a drive, with another boyfriend. They made her drink whiskey. And then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her, like an animal. When I went to the hospital, her nose was a'broken.
3) "Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y'know, he's just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin' in the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm realizing, y'know, he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Y'know, ain't no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something. And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it.
4) Gunner : "Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone that runs, is a VC. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!
Private : Why should we do a story about you?
Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so fuckin' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo too! Them's all confirmed!
Private : Any women or children?
Gunner: Sometimes!
Private : How can you shoot women or children?
Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
5) "She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.
6) "Right now, there is a whole, an entire generation that never knew anything that didn't come out of this tube. This tube is the gospel, the ultimate revelation; this tube can make or break presidents, popes, prime ministers; this tube is the most awesome goddamn propaganda force in the whole godless world, and woe is us if it ever falls into the hands of the wrong people, and that's why woe is us that Edward George Ruddy died. Because this company is now in the hands of CCA, the Communications Corporation of America; there's a new chairman of the board, a man called Frank Hackett, sitting in Mr. Ruddy's office on the twentieth floor. And when the 12th largest company in the world controls the most awesome goddamn propaganda force in the whole godless world, who knows what shit will be peddled for truth on this network?
good luck
wow that was quick
Ooh ohh I wanna play!
1) "Don't go down my hallway! Don't go down my motherfuckin' hallway! This is bullshit motherfucker! Don't go in my god damn bedroom!"
"This is the LAPD. If there's someone back here... "
"What I tell you? What I tell you? Ain't nobody in there! Where the fuck you goin' motherfuck? Don't go in my motherfuckin' bedroom and stay outta my motherfuckin' closet!"
2) "I wanted children and I gave birth to a viper."
3) "28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end."
4) "You should never traumatize a woman sexually. I should know. I'm a medical doctor. You should never traumatize, you should never... "
5) "I'm having a birthday party, but you're not invited, but you can come if you want."
okay, here goes.
#3 - donnie darko
#5 - what's eating gilbert grape
I thought #5 was from PeeWee's Big Adventure
i could only guess the same two
4) "You should never traumatize a woman sexually. I should know. I'm a medical doctor. You should never traumatize, you should never... "
From slacker, the 1991 slacker.
And she should know. she's a medical doctor and has a mansion and a yacht.
Yes and yes. ::grin::
Good job!
Were you old enough to see it when it came out?
#2) Was that Angolina Jolie's line in Alexander?
::grin::Close.
Madeline Kahn's character in Judy Berlin.
okay. i'm not allowed to do anything at work anymore, so i'll sneak this on here.
1) First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press. That's all we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these guys out to be superheroes, triumphing over evil. Let me squash the rumors right now: These two are not heroes. They're just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and just happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far-reaching computer system has turned up diddly on these two. All we know is what we found out from the neighbors, and the general consensus is, they're angels. But angels don't kill. And we have two bodies in the morgue that look like they've been "serial-crushed by some huge friggin' guy".
2) Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?
3) You can't navigate me. I may do mean things, and I may hurt you, and I may run away without your permission, and you may hate me forever, and I know that scares the living shit outta you 'cause you know I'm the only real thing you got.
4) They used to say that a child conceived in love has a greater chance of happiness. They don't say that anymore.
5) The first and most important rule of gun-running is: Never get shot with your own merchandise.
g'luck 
1) Boondock Saints
2) Val kilmer movie that gets shown on AMC or comedy central every weekend
3)?
4)?
5) Lord of war
yep, need a better name ;), and yep!
Real Genius is the name of the Val Kilmer movie
Better line from the same movie; I heard that you are one of the ten smartest people in the country, is that true? Yes, and one day I hope to be two of them!::grin::
yes it most certainly is!
i love that movie - it was my inspiration for building a laser for my 8th grade science project.
1. Sure you'll see some tank battles. But fighting in desert is very different from fighting in canopy jungle. I mean 'Nam was a foot soldier's war whereas, uh, this thing should uh, you know, be a piece of cake. I mean I had an M16, Jacko, not an Abrams fucking tank. Me and Charlie, eyeball to eyeball. That's fuckin' combat. The man in the black pajamas. Worthy fuckin' adversary. Where as what we have here, a bunch of fig-eaters, wearing towels on their heads tryin' to find reverse on a Soviet tank. This, this is not a worthy fucking adversary.
2. #1: Do you have a soul mate?
#2: Define that.
#1: Someone you can relate to, someone who opens things up for you.
#2: Sure, I got plenty.
#1: Well, name them.
#2: Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost, O'Conner...
#1: Well that's great. They're all dead.
#2: Not to me, they're not.
#1: You can't have a lot of dialogue with them.
#2: Not without a heater and some serious smelling salts.
3) #1: What's the last thing that you do remember?
#2: My wife...
#1: That's sweet.
#2: ...dying.
4) #1: Hi, is Sam in there?
#2: "In there"? What the hell's that supposed to mean?
#3: Yeah, cock-man-oppressor!
#1: Why, thank you. Could you just tell her that Mr. Pokey stopped by?
More to come.
#1 Wasn't that the George Clooney Desert Storm movie , the Three Kings?
OK I'll give 'em away now :P
1. The Big Lebowski
2. Good Will Hunting
3. Memento
4. PCU even though raz already got it.
License and registration, please........
CHICKEN FUCKER!!!!!
Now try and guess the correct movies for these quotes. They're tough ones.
1. OK!
2. No.
3. I'll kill you
4. I love you.
5. Not a finga!
The correct movies for the quotes are:
1. Many of them
2. All of them
3. Some of them
4. Most of them
5. Sorry, this one I don't know. But I don't feel too bad since nobody got this one:
1) "Don't go down my hallway! Don't go down my motherfuckin' hallway! This is bullshit motherfucker! Don't go in my god damn bedroom!"
"This is the LAPD. If there's someone back here... "
"What I tell you? What I tell you? Ain't nobody in there! Where the fuck you goin' motherfuck? Don't go in my motherfuckin' bedroom and stay outta my motherfuckin' closet!"
[Comment was edited by Maude Lynne on August 05, 2007 at 11:28:08 PM]
No, those were the lines from last night's movie. My wife and I said them while at the cinema. The movies was: Bourne Ultimatum. OK movie if you like bobblehead camera work, it was making me crosseyed.
5. Christmas Story. When the leg lamp is broken.
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OK, I'll give a real effort.
1. Y'all hear that, we're using code names?
2. We thought you was a toad.
3. Hey man, not on the rug.
4. We're on a mission from God.
5. Pick me out a winner Bobby
[Comment was edited by Ddub on August 07, 2007 at 11:39:59 AM]
In the 30 seconds before I have to go to work (oops I'm late)
2. Oh Brother Where Art Thou
4. Blues Brothers
Yup, now try 1 again with the spelling correct. ;-)
But man, I'm the Dude
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D'oh!
1. Raising Arizona
5. The Natural (last line in the movie)
ok i'll take another crack at it all comedies
1) "It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black."
2) "I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. "
3) "you wanna be a big cop in a small town.....f*ck off to th model village"
4) "All I'm saying, mon, is if we walk Jamaican, talk Jamaican, and *is* Jamaican, then we sure as hell better bobsled Jamaican.
5) "You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber *ss! I'm goin' on safari motherf*cker! SAH-FAR-I!"
Spinal Tap
Anchor Man
Don't know
What raz-00 said
Don't know
C'mon. I can't be satisfied until I know at least one other Madviallian has seen this movie: Here's a clue - the lady who is screaming at the cop is handcuffed to her sofa.
1) "Don't go down my hallway! Don't go down my motherfuckin' hallway! This is bullshit motherfucker! Don't go in my god damn bedroom!"
"This is the LAPD. If there's someone back here... "
"What I tell you? What I tell you? Ain't nobody in there! Where the fuck you goin' motherfuck? Don't go in my motherfuckin' bedroom and stay outta my motherfuckin' closet!"
i've seen the scene. it has john c riley in it i think, but i never saw the entire movie...so i don't have a clue.
That's the one.
You gotta see the whole thing.
Also, William H. Macy, Philip Seymor Hoffman, Jason Robards, and Julianne Moore. And frogs. Oh, and Tom Cruise with his pants down.
Seriously, carve 3 hours out of your schedule and watch it.
Yeah, 'Magnolia' - Just watched it for the first time this week. Didn't really care for it, though. Was worth seeing though just to say I've seen it :) The frogs were pretty wild though!
Kinda like it was several movies - tied together by the frogs.
Great performances thoughout.
yeah, actually, all of the acting was excellent, and Tom Cruise's character was hilarious. but it was just too jumbled with too much going on in a 3-hour span of time that just ended up seeming a bit ... pointless. *shrug* was worth watching, just not one I'd go out and buy for my collection. I think I might go watch 'Almost Famous' pretty soon :)
Is it a scary movie, a cop movie or a kids movie?
Gramps
Lemme give this a try
1) No idea
2) This is the opening scene from The Godfather
3) no idea
4) Full Metal Jacket
5) One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
6) Network