Far more profound, and read on the bathroom stall here at work~
If you should sprinkle when you tinkle
Please be neat and wipe the seat

I was gonna say;
"Ladies and gentlemen,
take my advice
pull down your bloomers,
and slide on the ice"
Death, to be truely dead, ah, that must be glorious.
Dracula
Don't let your dick run your life!
martsanz
it said im not quite fucked up enough. i'll have to read a whole bunch more comments from the newsgeek to see how the experts do it.