Mar 21, 07 02:42 am — 300 is an evil propagandist movie! Anti-Persianism aside, the film's evil run much deeper than any one can possibly imagine!

other things 300 is blatant propaganda for:

- THE WAR ON OBESITY.........The repercussions of these propagandist undertones on this lever are far reaching. Seriously there wasn't one overweight person on the spartan side of the movie. all fattys were on the evil Persian side, or a creepy pedophile. Many people have been so influenced by the propagandist undertones of 117 minutes of half naked muscular men, that gym memberships nationwide have skyrocketed. Thus making many more people spend money on exercise equip. and such, just like good ol' daddy bush told us to do to fight terrorism. Health insurance is on its way down and many of the agencies that have forever leeched and screwed many people are now scraping to make ends meet.

-THE WAR ON CLOTHING.......again 117 minutes of half naked people. This is the first popular movie to make a subtle attack on a national institution. Oh the depravity.

-THE WAR ON DRUGS.......If you are an attractive underage female, you will be be drugged, and fornicated with by creepy deformed pedophiles, and the society that gave you up will be ok with that because you'll get totally smashed and make silly predictions. So don't do drugs mmkay?

-THE WAR ON DISEASE AND DEFORMITY......anyone with a deformity IS a shady character, never forget that. Ephialtes is the best example. He couldnt help in the war, because he was deformed, and couldn't handle that fact so he fell into drugs and seduction and sold out the Spartans. See his brain was also deformed because he was born without rationality and acceptance of his limitations so others payed for his curse. The gods wouldn't deform him unless he deserved it. that is why people are deformed because it is an indicator to real people of their inner evil. Once they learn to accept they have no place in society the better off everyone will be....or until they can be used as a food source.

-PROPAGANDA FOR STRICT GUN CONTROL.........Not one F'ing gun in the movie, even when it clearly would have been an advantage to the spartans......and no those things the evil Persians threw weren't guns or bombs, it was witchcraft and black magic...Everyone knows this duh!

-PROPAGANDA IN FAVOR OF VIGILANTE JUSTICE.......The queen murdered a politician and walked away SCOTT FREE! The Spartans disobeyed the governments dcree not to fight. The rulers of society are there to rule and always have our best interest in mind, let the do their jobs. Authority should never be questioned, thats why Bush got elected twice, because he has our best interest in mind, and we should just accept it.

-THE WAR ON HISTORY.....Really who needs history, theres nothing to learn from it thats why its the past!. The movie doesnt need to be accurate because all those people that starred in it are dead, and so are any relatives who could sue for misrepresentation.

-GLOBAL WARMING.....clearly the global climate was much worse back then. The entire movie the sky is dreary. not one bright sunshiny day. and the storm totally ruined a fleet of ships. Clearly the invention of the combustion engine has not ruined the environment but greatly improved it, and global warming is as big a myth as alleged violations of rights under the patriot act. both liberal socialist propaganda.

-OH AND LETS NOT FORGET ITS ANTI-SEMITIC TOO......really not one single Jew in the movie. How do you make a film in Hollywood without a Jew in it? Clearly this is the most anti-semitic film ever made. Thats why the 300 lost .....TOO MUCH HOOAH! NOT ENOUGH HUTZPAH!

If I missed any others, please feel free to add them. Clearly I, just one man....one single man......one single solitary man....cannot singlehandedly tackle the evil of this movie.

All assholery aside....the comic book this is based on almost shot for shot was published in '98, way before any of the recent controversy connected to recent events. And anybody that is going to run out and support any action against Iran ( or any other middle eastern state of your choosing) because of this movie is either too dumb to view this as propaganda unless you held their hand and spelled it out for them, or they are already running the country.

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Mar 21, 07 06:42 am
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You have clearly given this topic a great deal of thought.

Having just seen the previews, I wonder about this movie's treatment of gravity. The one Greek guy they show attacking looks like he was shot out of an Acme rubber band device used by Wile E Coyote.

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Mar 21, 07 07:36 am
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ROFLMAO.

Excellent.

And once again... so were the guys that were in it.

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Mar 22, 07 08:13 am
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Let me just ask this "how many Americans know (before they started with the hissyfits) that the old Persian Empire is Iran today"? If you asked most Americans they would tell you that a Persian is a cat.


 
Mar 24, 07 06:59 pm
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Reply to Dragisco:

Everyone knows a Persian is a rug

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Mar 24, 07 01:17 pm
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I've seen it twice and both times I managed not to have to pay a thing. I'll spend my 20 bucks when it comes out on DVD.

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