It's fun until you live in a city that is deluged with nearly a million dumb bastards from all parts of America just here to trash the place in the name of St. Patrick.
This holiday is bullshit.
The word is that he'll be out of his Alcohol induced coma soon and will reply shortly afterward...
Didn't wear green, drank regular beer. Best part is I didn't have to buy a gift or card for anyone.
Gramps
Yeah, Happy St Patrick's Day, Shiva

Let us know how you spent your day when you get up and when you can remember any of it