Jan 26, 07 12:50 pm — Today's game will be a story told by all the members of Madville. Please add a sentence and keep the story going. Lets see how creative we can be.
Once upon a time.
Holy Christ I'm turning into Donny Baker
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Alone into the woods he headed off with a bottle of Brokers and a rusty rifle
Where he came across Juggalo making out with Condi Rice in a meadow.
With only one shell in the rifle he had to make a descision.
But as soon as he noticed the Secret Service AND the entire Police Academy running toward him, he quickly reversed course and ran out of those woods.
Hopped into his camaro and told Celtica to hit the gas
following Hugh
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Unfortunately, since he had been drunk for three days he forgot to siphon the neighbors gas and the car sputtered and stalled just three miles down the road.
So he sold Parsley for Pot and made enough money to fill up the '72 Camero tank.
He wasn't sure three gallons of gas would get him far
But he was damned sure gonna try, especially since he sold bunk dope.
That is when Celtica turned to him and said;
This isn't the greatest getaway car, you know. You ever tune the engine on this old hunk of junk? I think I just saw Anathma pass us by on his motorized chair. This thing is SLOW!
After a few minutes of driving along in silence they noticed a red pick up pulled over on the side of the road, someone flagging them to pull over as they got closer they realized it was Ddubs...
And what they thought was flagging was actually flogging, he had pulled to the side for a quick yank of the ole'
.... the people in the car gasp and screams; DDub pulls out a piece of paper, they sigh with relief.
Since he only had spedos on no one knows for sure where the paper came from.
But they were pretty sure the directions to Ddubs house party were written down on it so they pulled over and asked Dubs if he wanted a ride
"Only if you have beer" he replied as he pulled on his overalls, wifebeater and "I'm with stupid" baseball cap.
Crzydrunkninjun turned around and said "I come by my nick honestly, course we got beer" and urged Celtica to hit the gas
Celtica then told Ddub that the only way he could have beer is if he ponied up for gas money!
"Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free. It seems nothing has changed." So Dub pulled out a fiver and said "It sure don't go as far as it used to."
Injun also pulls out a fiver to get 3 gallons of gas in hope it gets us over the pass.
Sputtering at the top of the pass they rejoice and pop a couple cold ones, knowing they can coast the rest of the way home.
Little does Dubs or Injun know that Celtica has topped the gas tank and is intent on getting to...
The orgy going on at Zem's house.
That Dubs was daydreaming about, when in reality Celtica was headed for the caber tossing competition in Mississippi.
Where Ddub, unknown to him, was registered as the target.
Actually, Celtica had her and Ddub registered AT Target for their big day together. She had the industrial strength bottle of lube at the top of the list, followed by a selection of turkey basters and rubber gloves. Apparently, she was planning on performing some type of ...
...caber tossing of her own.
And her goal is to be better than any caber tosser before her. But still, she has a long way to go to get there.
She met up with a crazy curly haired girl with a love for long pendents and they were told by a Japanese frog to search for the other heroes.
All of which had cabers that needed to be tossed.
Of course, caber tossing is illegal in most Southern states, so she had to...
Make an executive decision and change course for a curling competition instead, she had a feeling she would run into someone she had been looking forward to seeing there.
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Meanwhile ZemRrushe was Curling Madvillians in an attempt to smash her own curling record set the previous year. Little did she know of the trouble that was coming her way.
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Dub asked not to be curled but Zem insisted. Using all the muscle she could muster she flung the old man down the ice and.....
Blissfully unaware of the coming confrontation, Zemmy thanked Cmass for his sweeping skills, they made a huge difference in how far the last Madvillian she threw went. She then presented Big T his very own broom and told him "there will come a time when you will have to use this"
Raised her arms up and *flexed*
Big T was depressed to find out that the way he wanted to use the broom was not exactly what Zemmy had in mind.
Since Dub was the last stoner, er, rock, to be curled, he cleared the ice and found himself dead center. Zem shoots, she scores, MADVILLE WINS, MADVILLE WINS!!!!!!
ZemRrushe
crzydrunkninjun went on a drinking spree