
Bet the fireplace won't be starting any more fights with you in future. 
.. and your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick
You'll poke your eye out.
You need to do some hair cleanup in that area.
Yeah, I said it. Bust out the tweezers.
HA!!!
Note to self - no more drunken [s]arguments with fireplaces[/s] attempts to pick up the pretty chick before finding out whether she is there with her boyfriend.
*fixed 
Oh and; Happy New Year.

What's her boyfriend got to do with anything?
Give Andy some credit I think he could'a taken the chick.

That's what i mean, or at the very least slipped the guy a C-note. He'd be cool with it as long as he knew Andy was just renting, not buying.
that 'll teach you to try and take a Guinness away from a drunken Irishman!
WuWarrior
"I don't know if it was a need for transportation or if they just had the munchies," he said.
The guy was on crack, not pot!!!!