Jun 26, 06 09:18 am — or are junk emails getting worse?
Now, there has to be demand or there wouldn't be subject headers like this.
A few titles from my inbox:
Sender --- Title (comment)
MassiveErections --- HugeQuantites0fSemen (Because the more mess there is for her to clean up, the better it is for you)
MutantDicks --- MutantDick Stretch LittleChicks (And just after Xmen came out, coincidence?)
HugeDicks --- StretchThatPussy (Sounds familier)
Jason --- BigMen-In-TightHoles (Got a pattern here)
Carl --- Its So Big ItRips HerOpen (WTF is wrong with you men?!?)
GreaterQuanitites0fS... --- AndGetRock HardErectionz (& here he comes again, with big mess)
That's it, I'm becoming a lesbian.
Mike knew the day would come when Adam Sandler's prophecy would come true: They are all going to laugh at you...
As long as I make jokes about my ears....I can laugh with them
Ahhhh! The floating hand of death! It's comming back! Ahhh!
He's been dragging a whole roll of toilet paper and still HASN'T NOTICED!!! BWAHAHAHHA!
Everyone pretends to enjoy Price Charles's love of "kick me" signs, except the poor guy who doesn't know he's wearing one.
ok, ok, ok.....dont be such a bad sport about it. come on, buddy...let's shake, I promise I wont do THAT again...
Careful which sites you frequent 
A couple I just got-
ExperienceThreeTimes --- L0NGER-0RGASMz&BlGGER-L0ADz
ISPREAD4U2C --- HornyHouseWivesNeedSexxx2
And let's not leave out this one~
RolexMaster --- HighClass..LowCost
But wouldn't you feel lost and alone if nobody thought to send junkmail to you? They are just trying to be friendly, I'm sure.
That's it, I'm becoming a lesbian.
I can think of one advantage: more boobs. You'd have the home-team and the visitors to play with.
You need to add erection to your spam filter.
Only downside is that now your horny neighbor will get his mail filtered out, too.
if she puts up a filter like that she wont recieve any of my emails i send her ;)
just type 3retion
[Comment was edited by captaindweeb on June 26, 2006 at 03:43:41 PM]
May be time for a new email address, sounds like you made someone's spam list. Or you might want to install a Spam Filter
jail
99 bottles of beer on the wall.. 99 bottles of beer...