Screw you tasty....
Shut Up you overgrown pre-adolescent.
You better get off the computer tasty... your mom is calling you....
So, you didn't eat at Margaritaville? We stayed there in March and enjoyed eating there, wasn't that expensive. We also like PF Chang's in Vegas.
C'mon lucky 7.......................
The blackjack tables are usually pretty good to me. The last time I went, I ended up playing $100 a hand. Ended up going home $500 richer.
Thirty bucks for the entire day?
Frig that.
Sounds like they expect you to eat crappy fast food the entire time.
Hope you have a good morning with the girls. They missed you too!
Yeah, $30 won't even get you a lap dance after paying the cover!
Sounds like a pretty good trip all and all. Since its Vegas we're talking about, I will bet that you will get your expenses covered, because everyone knows it is an expensive town.
What I would like to know is how you got the fifth into the airport much less the airplane
Would you want to search litty? 
In a word, no.
But then again, I am not an airport worker looking for booze.
buy two 20 oz bottles of diet coke.
take a couple big drinks out of the first one, add rum. drink remaining mixture.
when bottle is empty, fill it up with rum.
take 2nd bottle of diet coke, take a drink or 2 out of it, add remainder of rum.
throw rum bottle away.
now you have 2 bottles - 1 with rum only & rum with diet coke. as long as you don't take any really big drinks out of the straight rum bottle, you'll be doing fine.
Hoover Dam Guide: I am your dam guide, Arnie, please don't wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions?
Cousin Eddie: Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?
I never dump a bunch of dough on food in Vegas, as a matter of fact, I hardly ever actually buy food in Vegas. If you sit at the blackjack tables and CHECK IN when you do, after a little bit you can ask them to comp you the buffet.
Seasoned gamblers know the benefits of comping, so most don't waste their time spent on buffets, preferring to go for hotel rooms or merchandise - usually I'll do both, but spend my first comp time on the buffet before a night of serious gambling.
Everyone who goes to Vegas should get cards from the casinos they go to and use them any time they are playing in that casino - even if it's just to kill a twenty in a slot machine.
TastyDingleberry
Why don't you people grow up. Stars was cool when you were 12 in the 70's. Grow up you big babies, hanging on to your childhoods like pathetic whiney tools.
What are those little brown sticky nuggets that manage to hold on for dear life on my ass hair? I don't know, but they sure are delicious sautd.