Jun 01, 06 12:44 am — well as most of you know me. i manage to almost killy myself in some sort of way everyday.
and today was no diffrent..
another day in paradise that is my life.
Jun 01, 06 07:26 am
I'm glad you survived Dave, we would have missed you! 
There is something friggin funny about that slimy piece of macaroni trying to escape the pot. 
Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....
Jun 01, 06 10:21 am
You didn't tell me it was going to a myspace page. Hope "they" don't think I'm a child feeler now.
The most important right a nation can afford it's people is the right to be left alone.
Jun 01, 06 08:04 pm
Reply to Ddub:
im not a kid. so you dont have to worry about feeling me up ..
wait... no ,.. dont feel me up !! i SAID STOP YA CRAZY BASTARD!!
"i like my beats hard, like 2 day old shit" - tribe called quest
"If you are going to give me 110% then you can rub my rock. If you're not, then keep your filthy hands off it." -Frank Howard ( Clemson Tigers Coach )
01:56:11] dave: Litty and NF ha
Jun 02, 06 10:16 am
Reply to Ddub:
With your comfortable use of the words "child feeler" I get the distinct impression you are a pedo.
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Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. -Ricky, age 10
Jun 01, 06 11:20 am
Anata no sono mushi mukena yubi mo
Zoku zoku shite kirai jyanakatta
Jun 02, 06 09:20 am
Only you could make mac & cheese a weapon of mass destruction. 
When I was going through my long and bitter divorce, around the time when the fees had gone through $100,000, I asked my lawyer - a specialist with lots of experience and a Roman Catholic - what he'd do if his wife ever wanted to drag him through divorce.
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If we are going to place bets on the cause of your mac & cheese explosion, my money is on meteroite.
Note to MIYH; the word "killy" is all the evidence you should need for a MV spelcheeker, er, I mean spellczecher, um, spellchecker.