May 12, 06 01:22 pm — In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants. - Lewis Black
A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up after him and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT SHITTIER!!' - Lewis Black
And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to yea' - but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye - Lewis Black
Then be part of a solution rather than sitting on a forum bitching.
If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're showing is the same as the one in your head, kill yourself. You're better off coming back as a lobster.
He's a funny dude. ::grin::
If a stupid person is reincarnated as a lobster will it still taste good?
I wont catch stupid from it will I?
I don't think there's much chance of you catching stupid, he's bound to outsmart you 
Lewis Black: You know what they would do? They would come to my elementary school with films to show me how to protect myself from a nuclear-fuck-holocaust. They would show this giant nuclear-fucking-bomb just blowing the shit out of everything. Goats and monkeys flying everywhere. The windows of the elementary school blown out, the teacher banged up against the fucking blackboard. But there were the children... hiding safely under their desks.
WE WERE FUCKING KINDELING!!!
lol i love when he says "banged up against the fucking blackboard" cause all i hear is that noise that chalkboards make when you bang up against it.
martsanz
if you keep voting for the lesser of two evils, you will get evil.