Everything I've ever posted was totally original.
Yeah, right.

I saw the parrot a night or 2 ago on what ever late-night talk-show was on when I got home from work. They bumped some actor (possibly Afleck) to give the bird more time... ::grin::
Llama, llama, mushroom llama...
They bumped Aflec for an animal act? That's ridiculous! Hmmm.... Well, maybe not such a bad idea. Think Einstein can get J-Lo bumped? Like permanently?
I think it was Aflec - somebody Aflec-y anyway.
The trainer asked the parrot what a penguin sounds like, and then told him "that sounds like a duck." Einstein shook his head 'no'. "So what does a duck sound like?" Einstein then did a perfect imitation of the Aflec (sp?) insurance duck.
Gramps
Very entertaining, Wit!