My friend got a new car at the weekend. I want one too 


How about this one?
Just a little something I picked up in Paris at the weekend.
Is that a Peugeot? Whatever you do, don't touch it! It'll fall to pieces!
I have to drive past a Lambourghini garage every day. I turn green with envy every time 
*cou-Ahem-gh* We talked about this already. 

/me Thinks of Corey Haim in Licence to drive:
What God giveth the DMV taketh away!
Sally Sample is really gonna be pissed that you've posted her personal info all over the interweb.
You must look a sight when you get to work.

For this to be the view of my backyard, the other part of that is to not have to work anymore so that I could enjoy the carefree life to the fullest.
Forget that, looks like a storm is rolling in look at those clouds. Also, it's hard to say for sure but that appears to not be a nudie beach... priorities man.

No on the nudie beach...
While there might be some worthwile skin to view there will undoubtedly be at least 90% more fat ugly people running around!
Oh no - in my fantasy world, it's a nudie beach that only allows well sculpted women without husbands or boyfriends.
Wish list? World peace, and please vote for me for Miss America.

Not now nor ever would be a good time to see you in a 2 piece bathing suit!
I'm a 1-piece guy. And its not a marble sack Speedo either.
so you are more of a loin cloth thong???
This is his plan to get on stage

Miss Congeniality my ass.
Dragisco
I would really like a PSP, I just can't see spending $250 on it. BTW, those shoes are still funny looking. What happens if a cat mistakes your foot for a mouse?