Feb 19, 06 01:50 am — 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
[not by Ddub]
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
I hate it when I dream of drinking the world's biggest margarita, then wake up to find salt all over the toilet seat.
9 is my favorite number. ::grin::
I really hate it when random strangers choose to judge you on choices you make when you're OBVIOUSLY pregnant.
Case in point: At BJs I decided to try the energy drink that they were handing out (a sip's worth) and the moron handing it out said "I'd read the ingredients on that if I were you."
umm.. a molecule of ginseng and caffeine is NOT going to hurt my baby. (The five shots of vodka I have each night might though) j/k
::grin::
People that can't spell right. I'm really anal about spelling & grammar.
People that don't know the difference between 'they're' 'there' and 'their'. The same with 'you're' and 'your'.
There's bound to be more.. but I'm lazy at the moment.
People who are lazy 
::grin::
I'm right there with you!
At the moment, I'm in an online argument over the spelling of "puppy." Sadly, there's someone that thinks that it should be spelled "puppie".
WTF????
This is one response that I received from her after sending the results of a google search of "puppie" and of "puppy":
"i guess everyone is going to spell it how they like if you found puppie results that means 312,000 people use it oh well thats why we are all different"
GRRRRR!!!!! 
Get her a dictionary for her birthday. 
I'll get her the biggest dictionary I can find, and then whack her over the head with it!
Stupid people piss me off.. 
lolol
One thing I've learned from dealing with a pregnant sister is...
Never, ever mess with a pregnant woman. 
(I already know I have WAYYY too much free time, so no need to point it out... ::grin::)
But I also told her that on dictionary.com you get "no results found" for "puppie", and she still has the above attitude!
If you're feeling generous get her a thesaurus as well, two thwaps for the price of one!
Yeah, I can definitely feel the pregnancy hormones starting to kick in. I've actually been pretty mellow throughout this ordeal though!
I've been wanting to strangle SO many people lately.
Mainly, people that use annoying shortcuts: ie: NE1 for anyone, ur for your, etc. For some reason, those really, really tick me off.
I hate to admit it, but that bugs me too. The reason I hate to admit it is it seems kinda petty to feel that way. But it still does bug me.
Someone should get you a pampering kit. ::grin::
That sounds SOOOO nice!
I wish I could just take a bubble bath, but unfortunately with the nephrostomy tube sticking out of my back I can't. *sniff*
And my husband is pretty much afraid to touch me because of all the pain I've been in. He's worried he'll hurt me more than I already am.
Whoa.
When you said difficult pregnancy I didn't realize it was that serious. That sucks. 
On the bright side, you'll soon have a lil' munchkin at home. ::grin::
312,000 Imbiciles.
A co-worker showed me a picture of her daughter and on the back was written MICHAEL. I mentioned it and she said "it's Muh-Shell - it pronounced Muh-shell."
Me: "Do you know that Michael is spelled the exact same way?"
She: "Its pronounced Muh-shell"
Me: "Michael is not pronounced Muh-shell."
On it went. She wouldn't budge or even admit to an alternate pronunciation.
I eventually had to change my name to Jane. Spelled B-E-T-T-Y.
It's not that petty if you have to stay up all night reading old English texts as source materials. Talk about creative spelling. Even modern English is bad enough for grammar and spelling without all of today's accidental creativity. So don't feel bad.
WOW! I feel so bad for that poor child!
Reminds me of a woman that my husband was telling me about. When asked what she was going to name her child she said "Female" (rhymed with Tamale). When asked why she was going to name her baby that, she pointed to the baby's hospital wristband, where, sure enough, it said "Female".
Morons..
well im just screwed then hahahah
Puppies. slang for boobs. Only possible use for that spelling.
I know a woman named Michael and its pronounced Michael.
People who don't know that there is a difference between effect and affect, principle and principal, capital and capitol, or regimen and regiment.
You know it! :)
Back in grade school when I asked the teacher how to spell something such as difference ( for example ) and they tell me to look for it in the dictionary.
How the hell do I look up the word in the dictionary if i dont know how to spell it dude?
But now i do.
Just in case i have Merriam-Webster References installed on my desktop
I'm unable to break it down to only nine and the list I had going would have required my hiring a publisher to post.
martsanz
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