Girl on diving board: "I want a piece of that!"
Dog: "Back off! I saw it first!!"
(On a side note, why own a pool THAT close to the water?)
the binkni was fed up with Brenda trying to shove her fat ass into it, so it was leaving
You put you left foot in
You take your left foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all abo. OMG my bathing suit 

Quite suddenly, Rowlf remembered where he buried his bone.
Give the dog a bone.
Now this here dog just loves kittys.
mmmmmm doughnut!!!
alittle off topic but dont you love it when a chick doenst have enough ass or hips to hold up a string swimsuit?
shits always falling off.
good wave and that thing is GONE!!!
if not i always bring a pair of scissors to the beach
Off the topic is right, because this girl seems to be more than ample in the hip department 
plenty of hip,, just not enough dip ;)
Turmoil
Rover had sniffed at it dozens of times,
but he'd had no idea it was so godamn BIG!