May 14, 05 06:36 pm — The things that piss you off.
List them.
Off the top of my head,
U.S. definition of the word-
Rudeness.
Cruelty to children and animals.
UK definition of the word-
Grey Goose vodka
Jack Daniels
Cuervo Tequila
Bacardi Rum
I'm sure I'll think of more as the evening progresses.
I've just thought of another-
Dial up service 
Posting a response to your own posted comment rather then editing it. 
Ahahahahahahahaha! Dial up sux.
I know just who you mean. 
Tell me about it, Verizon stinks. 
Which is worse, them or AOL?
ROFL
this is just a direct connect to my fone line till they sort out why my DSL isn't working, nothing installed onto the puter.
AOL has it's own corner of hell reserved for it. Mebbe an entire level. 
Still..
sux2bu
AHHHHHH hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Dial Up welcome to the 90's
Are you coming in at an incredible speed of 28K
I have an MP3 somewhere of a modem dialling up. I play it every so often to remind myself how good my recently upgraded 1Mb line is ::grin::
Tis horrid. I don't know how people put up with it.
VERIZON FIX MA DSL ALREADY!!!!
Any animal abuse.
Testing on animals.
Parents that can't control their kids.
Annoying-ass kids.
Old-ass dudes with young hotties.
Soccer moms.
Liberals.
Fat people.
Old people.
Old people? You wanna draw a line there or do I have to mark you off my Xmas card list?
I mean them lil' 80 year old ladies driving all slow and shit causing traffic jams.
Well, I'm 30 years and a sex change from having to boot you.
Ho ho ho
PETA
people that ask me "who was that on the phone" its none of your fucking buisness.
people that have conversations and giving advice and just keep going in circles.
" you need to change the fuel filter in your car"
" do you think the plugs need to be changed?"
"NO, YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE FUEL FILTER!!"
"but what about the plugs??"
STOP ASKING!!! AND DO!!
Blue Laws.
botox bimbos... skin is suppost to move.. give it up . you look like a robot.. so im coining the phrase " botox robots"
im just going to stop now before i go off and spend 4 hours venting on this comment.
Biggest thing that pisses me off is parents who don't care about their kids. The ones that will buy shit for themselves before they get their kids anything. Or the mothers who keep popping out babies so the welfare system will have to pay for them.
In no particular order:
Asshole drivers
Self serving politicians (most)
Litterbugs
People who shove their religion at you
'em all
Ignorance
Stupidity
Weakness
Sloth
The Moral Majority
The Liberal Left
Christians
Succombing to Fear
Entitlement
Children
Taxes
Permits
Licenses
I could go on, but lists piss me off too.
Taking my kids to the zoo only to find that all the monkeys have recently learned the joys of masturbation.
When I hafta shit in the sink because someone pissed on the seat.
Having a mother-in-law that sucks,
and a wife that don't.
When the only piece of ass I get all week involves my finger breaking thru the toiletpaper.
chrome
hahaha, who in here is from South Dakota. Come on..admit it so I can belittle you.