Nov 22, 04 09:13 pm — Hahaha ... In one journalistic swoop I stole the thunder of the asshat who would post the "Happy Thanksgiving" journal on Thanksgiving Day. Except I did it three days before schedule sending your entire plan into disarray. In other words eat shit and die "Holiday" journal!
Don't forget to stuff yourself full of that dry ass turkey till your already obese ankles explode with cranberry sauce and stale Albertsons pumpkin pie.
Don't foget to wake up at 5am and visit Wal-mart so you can save that nickle on the colored toe socks. Take out that second mortgage and fill up that already overdrawn credit card so your spoiled brats can complain about the pokemon they didn't get. Boo hoo :(
So let's welcome yet another high-stress journey into bankruptcy and greedy green materialism. Get ready to spend your non-working hours relaxing in 2 hour lines at shitfest malls up to your elbows in McFat Kids complaining about how they got a rash on their ass.
I really do enjoy the pre-season; the nostalgic feeling you get before all the raging shit hits the fan.
Welcome to the Holi-fucking-day Season of 2004!
Nov 23, 04 07:50 am
Reply to OriginalCyn:
I just simply don't write happy. I don't know how, and if I did it would be boring as all fuck. I get my frustrations out through my writing. In person I'm actually a fairly calm person; oh sure there are times I fly off the handle. It's my venting mechanism, works great for me.
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Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. -Ricky, age 10
Nov 23, 04 09:02 am
Reply to OriginalCyn:
Please restate the question.
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Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. -Ricky, age 10
Nov 23, 04 10:32 am
Reply to Tasty:
Read what you posted at 07:53:58 AM, ".......,and if I did it would be boring as all (censored)."
Nov 23, 04 11:12 am
Reply to OriginalCyn:
You must have censoring turned on because I would never intentionally censor myself.
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Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. -Ricky, age 10
Nov 23, 04 04:24 pm
Reply to Tasty:
Ok, all the other 'cuss' words were fine....but Ive wasted too much time already so n'mind.
Nov 22, 04 11:43 pm
sorry no turkey for me! Allergic 3 bites and I'm in the hospital.
I hate the holiday season!
You've been donkey punched BITCH!!!!
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
e-qua u-ni-tsi
SPAMTASTIC!::devious::
A Madville user called Ottto
Loved to go out and get blotto
He'd guzzle his beer
Then shout out with a cheer
"Never
Nov 23, 04 12:20 am
Reply to ZUES_GOD:
Stop fucking infected hookers.
Madville American League baseball Roster:
Jizzmasterzero, god-fearing-xian, Mo0, Wit, ironix, Oz (retired), nobodyfamous, mookster, Wit, steamed, and beast.
Lets just say its good that its not baseball season because you don't want to be the one re
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