Oct 11, 04 08:52 am — GIRL: I have sinned a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PRIEST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did
he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PRIEST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my bra.
PRIEST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PRIEST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PRIEST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDs
PRIEST: The BASTARD
Oct 11, 04 01:57 pm
My dad told me that one when I was 12 and it wasn't bastard it was That dirty son of a Bitch.... That rolls of the tounge better oh and it was VD and not Aids
You've been donkey punched BITCH!!!!
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
e-qua u-ni-tsi
SPAMTASTIC!::devious::
A Madville user called Ottto
Loved to go out and get blotto
He'd guzzle his beer
Then shout out with a cheer
"Never
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