Oct 08, 04 09:21 pm — So three guys were in the jungle and were captured by a wild tribe.
When they get to the camp, the chief says,"We will let u live, if u can do a
task. if u fail, we will kill u. The first thing u need to do is get 10 of a
kind of fruit. any fruit. then come c us."

so the first guy comes back with 10 apples, and the chief
says,"now shove them all up ur ass without making a sound." so the guy gets
to the 3rd apple and he grunts. so they kill him, and he floats up to
heavon.

now the 2nd guy comes back with 10 grapes and the chief says the same thing.
so the guy gets in 9 grapes. Then he suddenly bursts out laughing. so they
kill him too and he goes up to heavon.

when he gets up there the first guy asked,"y'd u start laughing, u almost
made it." and the second guy says,"I would have. but i laughed when i saw
the other guy coming back with pineapples."

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Mar 06, 02 11:51 am
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I think I just wet my pants ... yep just checked.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but twelve words paint a picture.
What are those little brown sticky nuggets that manage to hold on for dear life on my ass hair? I don't know, but they sure are delicious sautd.



Mar 06, 02 11:56 am
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This is better then my home pc :(
( PsyCkO open's his mouth and pulls the trigger)

Terrorism is the bastard child of US foreign policy mated with US corporate greed



Mar 06, 02 01:52 pm
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wtf it weighs like 10 lbs.. thats pushing luggable status, the two cdrom drives are sexy though, just wish it had a geforce mobile instead of ATI

[Comment was edited by SiliconSamurai on March 06, 2002 at 01:58:29 PM]


 
Mar 06, 02 09:20 pm
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Reply to SiliconSamurai:

So what if it's 10 lbs. Are you some kind of a sissy boy? It'd definetly be worth carrying around the extra few pounds.




Mar 06, 02 03:35 pm
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ati is faster.


 
Mar 06, 02 07:28 pm
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Reply to xand:

ati is faster, lol... okay... lets start a stupid flamewar

A picture is worth a thousand words, but twelve words paint a picture.
What are those little brown sticky nuggets that manage to hold on for dear life on my ass hair? I don't know, but they sure are delicious sautd.



Mar 06, 02 05:52 pm
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whoa




Oct 09, 04 12:53 am
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Haha that's awesome, but I've heard it before.

What Would His Knobbiness Do?

 
Oct 09, 04 06:46 am
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Reply to natethegreatest:

shhhhh don't laugh

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