Jul 29, 04 02:48 pm — A friend forwarded this to me, and I thought it would be relevant with how November is approaching. I appologize for the formatting. I've tried to clean it up as much as possible.
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I'm Confused!
I'm trying to get all this political stuff straightened out in my
head so
I'll know how to vote come November.
Right now, we have one guy saying one thing. Then the other guy says
something else. Who to believe?
Let me see, have I got this straight?
Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good...
Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad...
Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good...
Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad...
Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...
Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists - good...
Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad...
Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good....
Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad....
Clinton commits felonies while in office - good...
Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad...
Clinton says mass graves in Serbia - good...
Entire world says no WMD in Iraq - bad...
No mass graves found in Serbia - good...
No WMD found in Iraq - bad...
Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good...
Recession under Bush - bad...
Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good...
World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad...
Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...
Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good...
Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad...
Milosevic not yet convicted - good...
Saddam in custody - bad...
Man, I need more than a scorecard to understand the liberal media.
The "rules" to winning points with them are too confusing!
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if I have to put my head up my ass to be a Bush supporter, then you've got to at least castrate yourself or something. Oh wait, you Bush Bashers like to have gay buttsex after you watch the Democratic convention....nevermind.......
Sorry D7 but that has to be one of the worst come backs in a while. You shouldn't be taking any pointers from uburnning.
And the propoganda flows free here at MV
It goes both ways here at Madville. There are extreme's to both sides here.
Actually, I'm not that far from center.
False advertising is a crime, that email was about as interesting as watching a hair on my assmole grow.
"No mass graves found in Serbia - good"
I beg to differ. There have been tons of mass graves uncovered in Serbia.
Just one article
Damn, I have this whole election thing ass-backwards. I didn't even know that it was Clinton running against Bush.
[Comment was edited by JizzOnYourLips on July 30, 2004 at 12:37:56 AM]
I agree. This really has nothing to do with this November elections really. It just shows how much of a double standard there is.
You know, I almost got all the way through this reply.
I say what you were saying, and at least I understood it.
But you got me with the double standard thing.
But of course, like most right wing propaganda this email pretends to be something that is not. The writer of it is not undecided on the election, he is trying to spew half-truths and quarter-truths and non-truths as fact.
Example; Clinton did not refuse to get bin Laden from Sudan, you can check that out in the 9/11 Commission report. That is a story that a guy started on Fox News, and while it is repeated often enough, it can't be verified.
Clinton hiring Halliburton is different from Bush hiring Halliburton. Does this require an explanation? If Al Gore had been a previous CEO of the company, it would be very questionable for President Clinton to issue no-bid contracts. Let's say that Clinton directed not billions, but a much smaller amout of business to a company that was connected indirectly to Hillary? Would republicans have a problem with THAT? Oh wait, we don't have to speculate. That was the problem with the Travelgate scandal, which Clinton was nearly impeached over.
This isn't a fair comparison at all between Clinton and Bush, and as even UB figured out, Clinton ain't running this year.
HEY NOW!!!!
I hope there is room for two people with JIZZ in their screen names.
On another note...
COOL JOURNAL METALLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bush in 04
Hopefully, just as long as he's not anything like you.
Bush in 04
I'm surprised, I always figured you prefered dick.
Bushino Four.
What a compelling argument you bring to the table.
You offer excuses. That's all that I hear when people respond to these types of comparisons. It's different b/c Al Gore wasn't the CEO at one point in time. Give me a break.
True this isn't about this November, but the question is that becuase everyone is bitching about all of this right now why wern't they bitching about it then? Do people only complain when it's convienient for them? Sounds like it.
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I see the words, but what the fuck do they all mean?
Of course there is enough room for two people with the word jizz in their name on this lovely site my friend. That is as long as you don't mind Jizz on you lips, and a little on your Bush too.
You forgot the most important example:
Clinton fucks secretary....good
Bush fucks entire nation...bad
[Comment was edited by MoistLips on July 30, 2004 at 12:48:29 PM]
Sadomize?
Does this have to do something with Saddam?
DiLuted
thats not an interesting email, thats an email written by a bush supporter who, coincidentally, has their head up their ass