Jul 19, 04 02:18 pm — This is a heart-warming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers. This makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.

A young family lived in a house next door to a vacant lot, and one day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her and let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a dollar. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested they take the dollar pay she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank, the teller asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with a crew building a house."

"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?" The little girl replied, " I will if those useless bastards at Home Depot ever bring us the fucking drywall."

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Mar 02, 02 12:55 pm
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i think its bull, i want some real evidence that it exists not just people writing about it.




Mar 02, 02 12:56 pm
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Dissent is easy.

but faith, in this case, is probably unfounded.




Jul 19, 04 02:26 pm
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ROFL!!!

Funny

Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....

 
Jul 19, 04 03:13 pm
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Reply to ZemRrushe:

Ha ha ha ha ......::grin::

"And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spi



Jul 19, 04 03:20 pm
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get the fuck outta my face



Jul 19, 04 04:53 pm
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HA HA HA HA HA HA

May you always have sand in your shoes and a dollar in your pocket. All you have to do is believe And the skeet will set you free --2 Live Crew,

 
Jul 20, 04 07:50 am
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Reply to litty:

PISS PANTS = TEH FUNNY




Jul 19, 04 05:44 pm
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I don't need a signature.



Jul 19, 04 06:27 pm
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Jul 19, 04 07:29 pm
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BEDDY BEDDY FUNNY!!

WE NO BLOW YOU UP TODAY

Denial, justification, and half truths are the great cures. They cure you of guilt, responsibility, and accountability." -JMZ http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X6FP7M1A

 
Jul 20, 04 07:49 am
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Reply to Jizzmasterzero:

haha good one

reminds me of the Simpsons episode where all the arabs are praising the Simpsons for hating Americans




Jul 20, 04 01:52 pm
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Finally... A joke that made me laugh.... Wonderful! ::grin::

The eye sees all!

 
Jul 21, 04 03:11 pm
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Reply to ForecastMantis:

You never laughed at a joke before?

Weirdo.

Anata no sono mushi mukena yubi mo Zoku zoku shite kirai jyanakatta

 
Jul 21, 04 03:18 pm
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Reply to ForecastMantis:

I was looking at the joke contest from a couple years ago, and this one was the best. It made me laugh out loud.



A woman walks into a supermarket and buys the following:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "So, you single?" The woman replies very sarcastically, "How did you guess?" He replies, "Because you're fucking ugly".



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