Jul 19, 04 09:40 am — Consider this my own personal tribute to Tenacious D. I am spreading The Word of The D.
I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!
I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose.
Now fuckin' get it on!
Now get it on.
Get it on!
Dianetics Jr. much better than Krishna,
Dianetics Jr. much better indeed,
And all you people here you're tremendous,
(Except the people in the middle),
And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
With me, me and KG.
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer),
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka,
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
Garbage Pale kids trading cards are better!
Oh oh oh ... those were awesome. Especially the ones with boogers.
I hate rap, but that is just because I am getting old and I sound like the old farts who said that Elvis and the Beatles were playing the devil's music (they really did say that, ya know) Now I sound just like them, but can't help it.
This lyric did nothing to change my mind, even with the slap against dianetics.
The use of the word kielbasa in this context is funny, funnier than I would have thought possible for a guy like T-D, who seems humorless to me.
The anal sex stuff is a major turn off to me, but what the hell, D ain't rapping to this old fart, so what does it matter what I think. I better go take a nap now.
Tenacious D ain't rap, he's a hardcore rocker! You obviously never gave him a chance, and seriously should. Calling D a rapper is like saying Eminem sings country.
It's a truly original and funny album.
Sometimes you follow your heart,
Sometimes your heart cuts a fart,
That's the cosmic shame.
/me loves The D
Damn ,, almost missed this journal..
i really need to stop doing cock pushups and pay attention to madville a bit more
Tenacious D is for girly men.
I thought you were going to talk about some usingers sausages ... hmmm
Tasty
Next week I'll introduce you kids to Cabbage Patch trading cards.
/ancient but hilarious