Jul 17, 04 02:42 am — It always feels good
When you finally remove
A wasp from your ear
Smoking may be bad
But sexy French inhaling
Is a big turn-on
Why do some women
Stick live eels up their bottoms?
The mookster likey
Today's Journal Topic: There hasn't been a haiku journal for a long time. No topic today - just a haiku free-for-all. Write haikus (5-7-5 syllable structure) about anything you like.
I wrote this one when my high school (long, long ago) switched all chalk boards to the new, improved green color for better visability.
White on green "blackboard"
soothing to the eye, they say
if not to the mind
Sitting in my chair
Trying to wake the hell up
Not good for Haiku.
Sitting now at work
Wonderng how I got here
I need more coffee.
Wife is a head case
If we lived in Korea
She'd be in trouble.
People want their stuff
Thats why I'm at work today
'Net porn is better
High precision parts
They've high luster finishes
I just hope they're right
The tubing bender
Is testing my patience now
SMASHED in the big press
The beach is waiting
Sun sand water equals fun
Keep the cooler stocked
sunscreen forty five
golden tanned skin protected
hawaiin tropics
Awesome Journal Frogs!
Trying to pretend
There's a beach in my home town
Thorny bikini
Pools are much nicer
when you are scared of big sharks
they dislike chlorine
Thorny bikinis
Gillette mach three will fix this
lots of shaving creme
::grin::
No sharks around here
Unless you can consider
The guy up the street
the mook man cometh
he loves the sick, dirty links
time to go jerk off.
thank you for sharing
we all needed to know that
save it for later
I am a flamer.
Ruin my anal ring hard.
With a baseball bat.
Thrust your cock inside.
Shit, blood, and semen abound.
My asshole is wrecked.
Punchfuck the colon.
Ever deeper the depths reach.
Leave a gaping hole.
My cock swells greatly.
The head grows like a mushroom.
Squirt like a fountain.
This shit is stupid.
Go fuck yourself with a fork.
End your life right now.
[Comment was edited by SeanHannity on July 17, 2004 at 07:47:09 PM]
I suck at this thing
My haikus are bad like so
Kah-blah-mat-pa-tah *
* that's gotta mean something in Klingon.
lazy summer day
spent the morn in the hammock
sheets dried on the line
sweet summer breezes
make my sheets smell wonderful
time to take a nap
afternoon shower
washes sweat and grime away
i'm ready to nap
ice cream was on sale
i bought four too many pints
love ben and jerry's
my wet braided hair
will be nice and wavy soon
too bad its for work
working at night time
makes me appreciate stars
sparklin in the sky
scrapbook calls to me
FINISH ME UP ALREADY
clean up your big mess!
Nice and wavy hair
Must be delightful to have
Mine looks like a nest
Leave the computer.
Spend more time fixing your hair.
That's the solution.
Sleepy girl awakes
She turns on the computer
Hooked before shower
Glasses on her nose
She squints before the bright screen
Hungry for breakfast
I just watched Bechau!
Odd little asian kid sings
I am still confused.
If you like Bechau
Then perhaps you will let me
Have Chinese Elvis
Bechau needs some years
Before stepping out with Zem
No robbing cradles
::grin::
Then it is settled
We will have to arm wrestle
For Chinese Elvis
no arm wrestling
The pool is filled with jell-o
Elvis will be mine
We will duke it out
Elvis belongs to me, girl
Meet you at the pool
Tickets for the seat...
But you only need the edge!
This SUNDAY, SUNDAY...!
Bikini tops fly
Someone will lose an eyeball
paramedics, quick
eyeball poking nips?
i think i have to see this.
can i take pictures?
Go buy a ticket
But bring some eye protection
Them nipples be fierce
I am so evil
Small children fear me always
I steal their candy
You are so evil
Stop bothering little kids
Visit a dentist
And Receptionist Girl asked me to pass along this haiku she wrote just for you.
You behave today
busy with my manicure
don't make me thwap you
A French manicure
To poke out his beady eyes
Then kicked in the nuts.
Receptionist Girl
Filing skills are not weapons
Your end shall be soon
Five-seven-five skills
My weapons are limitless
I will rule the world
[Comment was edited by Radioactive Man on July 18, 2004 at 06:39:06 PM]
Receptionist girl
And zem, never together.
I have a sly plan
phfffft not dressed in that
gold jumpsuits so yesterday
you need a stylist
I will get Turmoil
To foil your mad Haiku skillz
With wrong syllables.
Receptionist Girl
Even with Lee Press On Nails
Will beat you easy.
Jizzmasterzero
send out the signal quickly
gold jumpsuit alert!
I have
bushes to plant
bugs to swat
dogs to pat
It is sunny
and breezy
and nice
yet I sit
looking at tiny dots
on a screen
inside
That wasn't Haiku
Syllables were counted wrong
Don't count in Metric
nobodyfamous
Froggie mi amor
Your journals so sweet so nice
Like a mothers teet
Jerk the load in bed
Gets all soggy and crusty
Gym socks all fucked up
My lady is nuts
She likes wine with shitty bread
And rum with ice cream
Tasty likes BENGAY
His hot anal lube of choice
Do not swallow it