Jul 15, 04 12:18 pm — Soon we will offer some of the slogans (appearing under the Madville logo) on t-shirts. We can't print them all because it would not be cost effective. Please let me know which of these slogans you like the best !

"3 out of 4 dentists recommend it. They also recommend you don't swallow !"
,"Ask not what you can do for Madville but what Madville can do for you !"
,"AOL USERS VACATE!"
,"Are you talking to me?"
,"Attention whores will be made fun of"
,"Be the master of your own domain."
,"Because disney is only a few clicks away!"
,"Because internet friends are better than imaginary friends."
,"Because my ex got a restraining order."
,"Because the Hooters girls laugh at you"
,"Because there's no way you're getting laid"
,"Because your mother hates us"
,"Better than sex, but chocolate is still better than us"
,"Boom Chica Boom"
,"Come for the links, stay for the ridicule"
,"Come to Life. Come to Madville."
,"Cures every disease known to man"
,"Cuz latex is for beginner's"
,"Get a life"
,"Have you been ridiculed today?"
,"Have You Had Your Madville Today?"
,"Heroine has nothing on us"
,"Hippo poaching encouraged"
,"HOOWEEE!! The taste bud train just pulled into Flavorville."
,"I am Stuck on Madville, 'Cause Madville's Stuck on Me'"
,"It's what the big boyz read"
,"Journal, Links, Comments and Perverts"
,"Keeps kids off drugs."
,"Leave your sanity behind."
,"Links for people who don't suck"
,"Making the internet a little madder"
,"Mikey likes it!"
,"More addictive than crack"
,"More fun than an alter boy in Jacksons bedroom"
,"No laughing matter"
,"Not just for geeks anymore"
,"Not just for the socially inept anymore!"
,"Now accepting Canadians."
,"Now with more hot chicks"
,"Nuns, Penguins, and links"
,"Once you click, you can't quit."
,"One big dysfunctional family"
,"Proudly made in the USA (by illeagal immigrants)"
,"Purple animals need not apply"
,"Scratch and Sniff Web"
,"Smells like ..... links"
,"So socially out of place no wonder its #44972"
,"Something for everyone. Except YOU dickweed."
,"Try it you'll like it"
,"We have exactly 5 more women than your average internet community."
,"We take our stupid links seriously"
,"We won't give you a rash"
,"We work dat shit."
,"We'll make you soil yourself"
,"We're carnivore-friendly"
,"We're not mad at you."
,"Where Shiva will ban you for singing show tunes"
,"Where the drecks of humanity are belittled with impunity"
,"Where the music is too loud and we just ran out of cups"
,"Who needs a job anyway"
,"You can checkin but you can never leave"
,"You come in, you never come out."
,"You didn't like your job anyway."
,"You know you have nothing better to do."
,"You lookin at me?"
,"Your mother warned you about us"
,"Your straitjacket awaits"
,"PETEMOSS IN '04"
,"Better than a Barium enema!"
,"When your left hand just isn't doing it for you"
,"Because you're not getting laid"
,"At least the sores went away"
,"ITS MAD-TASTIC"
,"Madtonik Supersonik"
,"NASTY RED ASSED MONKEYS!!!!"
,"The only site with a member named JizzmasterZero"
,"ellivdam evol lliw uoy"
,"What is a mook?"
,"Your mom is hot!"
,"Because your dog thinks your breath stinks"
,"No, the smell isn't coming from outside"
,"NOTHING BUT TUBE SOCKS AND A SMILE!"
,"Madville: Home of the Haiku Journal"
,"Das Booty Van Uber Schnootnen!"
,"We did not have sexual relations with that woman"
,"Would you like fries with that??"
,"Ninja on duty at all times"
,"Touch my monkey"
,"It's the 'good' kind of touching"
,"A town where nobody sleeps"
,"Get off your ass and submit some links."
,"A small town riddled with perverts."
,"Where perverts go to nest."
,"Because the domain www.heavensgate.com was already taken."
,"Amish need not apply"
,"BADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERMUSHROOMMUSHROOM"
,"They ain't got nothin' on this"
,"Dirtier than Jordan"
,"Ours is bigger than yours"
,"We like big butts"
,"All mad all the time."
,"Now with 10% fewer calories."
,"Get that fresh feeling"
,"NevAr Froget!"
,"That's it, this is the last measure!"
,"GNAA: Working for your rights online."
,"Balls said the Queen,, if I had them I would be King"
,"Ask not what you can do for Madville but what Madville can do for you !"
,"You can be our 'rubba rubba' friend.."
,"You think you've seen it all, then you log on to Madville.."
,"Madville the place that almost cost me my job.."
,"Where even ZemRrushe curses once in a while... just ask about the camel!."
,"The Freshmaker!."
,"Just like mom used to make!."
,"The town of 1000 slogans."
,"Because Crazyton is on the wrong side of the tracks."
,"Caution while operating heavy machinery under the influence of Madville.."
,"May cause stuffy/runny nose, sore throat, and blurred vision.."
,"Now Asbestos Free!!!."
,"Next stop -- Heavens Gate!!!."
,"A little town, full of little people.."
,"A mental interpretation of your digital self.."
,"What else are you gonna do drunk and naked?."
,"A place where hicks are smartier.."
,"Rednecks and transvestites living in harmony.."
,"Who just pinched me?."
,"Where fat dumb and ugly people can pose as thin smart and beautiful people"
,"Where you can think before you speak and still sound like an idiot."
,"Velveeta is NOT cheese..."
,"All the fun of Watergate, in easily digestible internet form!"
,"We are not mad, you are!"
,"There is no echo in the afterburner"
,"Because what better than the glow of a computer screen to keep you warm on cold, lonely nights."
,"Now with 40% less carbs!"
,"Anathema loves you all"
,"Tasty has returned...love him in despair"
,"When in doubt whip it out !"
,"Velveta IS a cheese"
,"Because getting pissed off at strangers is SO worth your time..."
,"You'll learn very quickly who the a-holes are"
,"Yeah baby, lets get it on !"
,"Screws fall out all the time. I'm sorry the world is an imperfect place."
,"Our nasty is more nasty than their nasty."
,"Where 'Irregaurdless' and 'thier' are acceptable."
,"Chillax."
,"Feed me Seymour!"
,"What Sleepless People Need"
,"Free and Harmless Drug - FDA Approved"
,"LONG LIVE MOLVANIA!"
,"Because you touch yourself at night."
,"REDRUM"
,"More offensive than a Wayans Brothers movie."
,"It doesn't taste hot on my finger but it burns my mouth."
,"WE ARE WHERE WIL WHEATON IS NOT"
,"Don't forget to bring your Testosterone."
,"It beats shopping."
,"WARNING: Dangerously high levels of Insanity."
,"Hit the long ball!"
,"Right Wing Political Propoganda! ....and links."
,"Madville, Because Guinness tastes like tar."
,"The land of the rude, invisible know-it-alls who can't spell for shit"
,"come smoke an e-joint with us"
,"FAT with a p - h"
,"Because you're too much of a pussy to be this big of a prick in real life"
,"Come join us and release your inner bitch"
,"Helping OJ find the 'real' killers"


[journal edited by maninyellowhat on 2004:07:15 13:51:10]