Jul 12, 04 07:53 pm — Compile a list of your favorite movie Quotes
"Don't let your dick run your life" DC Cab
"Want to touch the hiney" Billy Madison
"That's gonna leave a mark" Tommy Boy
here are a few I will be back with more!
Have fun!
[journal edited by halfpriced on 2004:07:12 19:53:33]
yes! the "shenanigans" bit in super troopers makes me laugh my ass off every single time.
The Sherrif's *GONG*!!! --Blazing Saddles
Well alrighty then!! --Ace Ventura
Danger is my middle name (dead serious look) --Austin Powers.
I DIDN'T ASK YOU A GOD DAMN THING!! --Pulp Fiction.
Screws fall out all the time. I'm sorry the world is an imperfect place. --The Breakfast Club.
MY TWO DOLLARS!!! I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!! --Some movie
$2 is from Better off Dead
I watched Breakfast Club last night, i laughed hard at the screw joke for the 3000 time
DO YOU SEE A SIGN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE THAT SAYS DEAD NIGGER STORAGE?!
No
BECAUSE ITS NOT MY BUSINESS TO STORE DEAD NIGGERS!!! - Pulp Fiction
Spending most of your life in the missionary position does not make you a missionary - Kingpin
You know what's gonna happen if you do another turn in the joint?
Hmm... Fuck your dad in the shower and have a snack... are you gonna charge me asshole? - The Usual Suspects
You ain't leading nothing here but jack and shit, and jack just left town. - Army of Darkness
How may I help you?
You can start by giving me fifteen pieces of chicken motherfucker. - King of New York
fuck your father in the shower...sorry...i must have watched that movie 20 times by now.
Boondock Saints:
Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be saught by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, to not steal. These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish. And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly ca! rry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
One of the coolest scenes from a movie ever ....
does this even count as a quote? I would put it under the "short story" category myself....
If you've ever seen the movie ... Three guys go back and forth saying it, it's just easier to compress it into one paragraph. If you haven't seen it, please go buy it today - You will not regret it.
Leave the gun, take the cannoli (The Godfather)
Dude, try to remember what Benjamin Franklin said in the Hall of Presidents.
Oh yeah, I remember now, he said "Welcome to the hall of presidents" (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)
It's not like its the first time we had to go and bury someone in the desert. (Casino)
I brought a note back from the future and it erased.
Of course it erased.
But, Dr. Brown, what does that mean?
It means your future hasn't been written yet, no ones has.
Your future is what you make of it.
So make it a good one. (BTF Part III)
It is my business to notice things (Pink Panther)
I thought you said that your dog does not bite.
That is not my dog (Pink Panther)
Mother-Puss-Bucket (Ghostbusters)
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
(Rounders)
I love doing Rounders quotes in my awesome KGB voice:
"He beat me....straight up..."
"Pay that man his money"
"Aces.....fuuuuuulllllllll"
"Mr. Son-of-Bitch"
These sayings, while using a heavy russian accent, will entertain you and others around you for hours.
"Want a cookie?"
"I feel so... unsatisfied."
Teddy KGB is super cool.
Willa Weston: [looking into the lemur cage, while removing her jacket to expose a skimpy dress] Oh, look at that. *Aren't* they *gorgeous*? Oh, they just make you want to *fondle* them...
Rollo Lee: Oh yes. Yes, yes, uh, yes, I see what you mean. Yes.
Willa Weston: Is this one your favorite?
Rollo Lee: Yes, yes, I like him breast of... uh, best, ahem, of all the... the small mammaries. Mammals. (Sorry.) Ahem. Yes, his, his name's, uh, Rollo, actually.
Willa Weston: Really.
Rollo Lee: Hm. Yes, so I, I sort of feed him some little special tits-bits. Tits. Tid, tid, sorry, tidbits. (Keep making boobs.) Anyway, he just... loves his nuts.
Willa Weston: [slowly] Does he? Hmm. And is, uh, Rollo very sexually active?
Rollo Lee: Well, he, he doesn't have a, a partner at the moment. You, you know, if he, if he had one...
Willa Weston: One?
Rollo Lee: Hm?
Willa Weston: I mean, just one? He wouldn't get bored, or...? I mean... you had two... in your cage the other day.
Rollo Lee: Oh, yes, huh. I mean, um, some of those, some of those sponsorship gimmicks are a bit sexcessive... exsexi... sexiss...
Willa Weston: Excessive.
Rollo Lee: That's it, sorry. Freudian slit... Slut..... Slot.
(Fierce Creatures)
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your cock. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back.
(Meaning of Life)
Great idea for a post, halfpriced!
to these quotes I simply relply YES!!! 
Lester Burnham: Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
- American Beauty (1999)
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Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no fuckin' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.
- Pulp Fiction (1994)
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Therapist: Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.
Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
Old School (2003)
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I could do this all day...
::grin::
oh GOD, Old School. A modern classic in every way. One of my top favorites.
and Pulp Fiction - Tarantino is the damn master of dialogue :)
It wass a toss up between Old School or Van Wilder...
I've seen them both countless times... Jus' loved that Old School scene though.
And Pulp fiction... come on... nothing more needs to be said!
oh christ. Van Wilder, another modern classic.
Will you be my new best friend? 
P.S.. SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!
LOL
"Such a good boy!"
HEY!!! That's no way to be talking to my new best friend dick!
Smart'n up.
hey now ease up ofn mah bitch cuz!
its from the movie!! remember??
*walking away heaad down, sholders hung in shame*
I should have recognized it!!!
[Comment was edited by TrulyCdn on July 13, 2004 at 05:02:20 PM]
its ok... just never take anything i say serious.. there is usally a joke to it somehow
Yeah, so, to quote something I heard before...
never take anything i say serious.. (either) there is usally a joke to it (as well)
Two of my favorite movie quotes which i used as my first sig here at Madville (waaaay back when):
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum." (They live)
"I want to shoot you so bad, my dick's hard." (New Jack CIty)
"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you." - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"It's all in the reflexes." - BTiLC
"Go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave. Or check into a psycho ward whichever comes first huh?" - BTiLC
Private Cowboy (NFSW) - Full Metal Jacket (465k d/l)
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetimines." - Airplane
[Comment was edited by Wit on July 13, 2004 at 06:14:49 PM]
HA!
I forgot about Big Trouble and Airplane.
Classic stuff....
Franz Liebkind: Churchill! With his cigars, with his brandy, and his rotten painting! Rotten! Hitler, there was a painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon--two coats! The Producers
Old lady: After that, we'll play, "The Abduction and the Cruel Rape of Lucrecia." And, I'll be Lucrecia.
Max Bialystock: And, I'll be Rape. The Producers
President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Oscar Madison: You leave little notes on my pillow. Told you a-hundred-fifty-eight times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow. "We are all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out "F.U." was Felix Ungar.
The Odd Couple
Igor: Dr. Frankenstein?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Fronkensteen.
Igor: You're putting me on.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced: Fronkensteen.
Igor: Do you also say, Froaderick?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, Frederick.
Igor: Well, why isn't it: Froaderick Fronkensteen?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't. It's Frederick Fronensteen.
Igor: I see.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
Igor: No, it's pronounced: I-gore.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But, they told me it was Igor.
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?
Young Frankenstein
Never take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.
Fight Club:
Tyler Durden: The things you own end up owning you.
Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
Tyler Durden: It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
Narrator: There's always that.
Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
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The Dude: That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch. - the big lebowski
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Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
As they hand the Captain their pistols
super troopers
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Axel Foley: Hey Jenny, don't worry about me. We got coffee and cocaine here. We're gonna get wired and have a big party. - Beverly Hills Cop
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Katie: I think I'm in love with a retard!
Boon: Is he bigger than me?
animal house
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thast enough from me for a bit.. but there is 1000s more::grin::