Jul 06, 04 11:56 am — I know it would be boring as hell but just once it would be nice to have an issue where there was a clear concensus within the MV community.
I challenge anyone to make a blanket statement about any issue where there will be no opposing opinions ! Good Luck !
Anal sex is so dirty but feels sooo good.
....who are you again?
::grin::
People love to hate my guts.
The Mercedes McLaren is a hot car
Gisele Bundchen is a hot chick
David Beckham is a hot guy
Chocolate cures all
A dollar doesn't stretch nearly as far as it used to.
Litty, Halfpriced, davef62 could live on beer!
anybody else sorry if I missed your name sign below
How could you forget me?
/me dope!
in my best homer impersonation
Ummm...you dare not include the token Canuck?
dj28 should be unbanned, and accusations of him being a "troll" should be brutally supressed by dj28 himself after he is reinstated as moderator.
I fully endorse this statement.
*sigh* since my re-appearance at MV, I've realized a certain something was missing. At first I thought the change something local to me, like my lack of ingesting Taco Bell and Mc. D's which directly cut down on the methane + butt smell in my room.
However, I now realize the lacking stench of intestinal discharge comes directly from MV, and the sans-dj28 environment that exists now as it once did before. So lets just leave the obnoxious troll and his wafting anal-essence away from the confines of MV.
my feet stink
Orgasms feel great! 
BUZZ.... There is a disease out there that cause many women to have repeated & unwanted orgasm just by them walking/sitting, ect. I saw a show on it once and the poor women were in sheer agony.
I called that puberty!
Michael Moore is the sexiest man alive!
Your Catholic priest should not be your first choice for baby sitting your 8 year old son.
I'm a gentleman and I don't just ram it home all at once. I feed it to her an inch or so at a time. Well, I guess I do just ram it home all at once now that I look at it.
That's simply because all you got is an inch.
I'm a one inch wonder.
BUT I also suffer from Tuna Fish Can Dick.
Both sides, but not the bottom.... looks like a 3/4" thick pancake.
... so it's 1 inch long and three-quarter's of an inch thick? that might be good for plugging a sink, or stoppering a beaker but I don't think it would work on a woman.
What?
Okay, okay, okay.
I think I got this one.
MV is highly addictive! (and riddled with perverts) (and those who live on beer) (and who name themselves after pundits who make a living defending the indefensible)
"It is known that there are an infinite number of world's, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged immagination."
--Douglas Adams - The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide; pg 244 line 4
Michael Jackson is.... wait no, he's not black, not white, not straight, not gay (who the hell loses Lisa Marie for a bunch of ten year olds anyway!?!??), he's not a man nor a woman, nor human or alien.
Well, in contrast any other statement will look relatively infallible compared to any statement about MJ. Save for the classic "Microsoft Works"
Yes.
No.
Definitely.
the only correct way to eat an oreo is to split the cookie and eat the filling, then choose 1 of 2 options:
1) throw
2)put the 2 halfs back together and place them back in the package for the next unsuspecting victim, walking away guilt free becuase you didnt eat all of the cookies
Ah hah!
So it's YOU who has been doing this...
*covering her tracks because she does this too...*
New carpet causes diarrhea in house pets.
For any set of double doors the one which is always locked is determined by which will cause the greatest inconvenience. This is so the people inside can laugh at you.
The average person believes they are above average.
New carpet causes diarrhea in house pets.
I just laughed and water came out my nose. Hilarious and so, so true!
I though everyone knew that.
Just like fresh paint causes house pets to rub themselves against the freshly painted surface.
litty
bill cosby is the smartest black man ever.