Jun 30, 04 10:39 pm — The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven times.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first "Marlboro Man."
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second? William Jefferson Clinton.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
I also heard he was a hard core porn addict...I mean..who isn't...but WALT DISNEY???
No, he was a CORN addict, not porn......
He liked the silage.......nasty
Yeah it was 'hard corn pone', not 'hardcore porn'.....
Excellent post frogguda ! We need more posts like this, less posts like this "waaaa, waaaa, waaaa" !
Damn, I like you already, Yellowdude.....
ughhh, you would be suprised by the amount of people that respect Cinder for journals like that.
frogstyles makes some good journals but to know Cinder is to know what he means by that journal...
I'm pretty sure this was posted before Cinders journal.... I think Cinders journal was in direct response to this comment. Heh.
WAAAAA WAAAA WAAAA::grin::
if the first one's true, how come there aren't more greenhouses growing coconuts in urban areas instead of establishments that part college students and the homeless from their blood plasma at $30 a pop?
just one of those questions that will keep me up at night...
Could be the height of the trees? Or the amount of soil required?
Damn.
No sleep for me now.
I reckon its 'cos its too dangerous - falling coconuts kill more people annually than enraged donkeys
Cheaper to harvest plasma from the all-night kegger crowd, or erstwhile boozer/bum (who inebriate themselves on thier own nickel, or if you please, from a "donation"), than invest in the expensive upkeep of a greenhouse environment?....
Just a thought.....
One word: Climate.
Coconuts are tropical, and out of all the tropical countries I know, they don't have the technology to pave roads let alone create plasma from coconut goodness. They make they're "n"'s on the sales.
*updates list of things to do*
1. Construct sturdier tin foil hat to also protect from coconuts.
2. Avoid taunting donkeys.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
What I am about to say will make me appear to be an even larger nerd than ever before but I can't contain myself. If none of you have ever seen Mythbusters, you should check it out....interesting show. They did pieces on these two and come to find out that a duck's quack does indeed echo but just so subtley it isn't picked up upon because the quack itself sounds like one big echo. Also they did a thing with the toothbrushes and fecal coliform bacteria and even the control brushes in the kitchen under a glass had traces of the bacteria on them...appears there is no way to escape from that stuff. Well there you have my fun factiods. Cool post Froguana.
Today's LINK DOWNER brought to you by Beggarsfarm... LOL
lol sorry, didn't mean to turn into a downer. 
LOL... I kid because I care! *wink wink*
"American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class."
Gimme back ma olive!!!!!
Oh....I thought she meant this one....
It just went into my martini.
Sorry. 
S'ok
You just owe me $40,000 USD ::grin::
It wasn't THAT good of a martini!
lol...she looks like she's about to smack anything that walks past her.
w00t!
She looks like Hollands twin.
What a cutie. ::grin::
spudlump
As far as the last one about turtles...
..some people can talk through theirs!
BWAAHAHAHHAAHAA!!
(not you Frogs, but....others.....)