Jun 07, 04 01:36 pm — As I Mature I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
[Heh, so true, works too.]
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just arseholes.
[So just stick out your tongue and blow.]
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
[Or a really big bomb.]
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.
[Or some kind of weapon can help too.]
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
[Just point and laugh instead.]
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
[So keep the bucket ready, just in case.]
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
[Yes, Britney.]
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!
[Just like a Playboy Bunny plans.]
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it
[Unless you have a pet, then the puddle of pee that you just stepped in belongs to your weasel. ALL YOUR WEASELS ARE BELONG TO US! Umm, yeah.]
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
[So tell everyone just what you think, you will feel a whole lot better.]
I learned #3 the hard way. And it's still haunting me.
* Thankful for my big willie 
"I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it."
Right on, sister! Blame kids or critters. It COULDN'T be my fault...
LMAO!
Fun journal, Kali!
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
[So keep the bucket ready, just in case.]
100% accurite.
About three weeks ago, after puking 4 times so hard that it was up in my sinuses, dripping out of my nose, and I swear to God, Allah, Budda, and (insert diety) that it was such a forceful puking that it had splashed out of the toilet (lou??) and onto the shower curtain, and a bit of it was even in the tub.....AND if my stomach and sinuses didn't hurt so fucking bad from that I could have puked again, I'm almost positive I could have done it two more times even.
I think I would have called it projectile vomiting. What ever it was it felt like I had just done 300 crunches and snorted broken glass, and drank a cup of vinegar, and dumped plate of chicken chow mein down the front of me and the toilet.
[Comment was edited by Jizzmasterzero on June 07, 2004 at 11:25:29 PM]
I believe it's loo, and next time JMZ, please provide a detailed account. LOL!
If I would have had my digital camera here I would have willingly set it to "movie" held it above my head and captured the moment for all of eternity. It was the single most awful event I've had in quite some time. I think it happened because I mixed mmmmmbeermmmmm and allergy meds. I felt all "foamy".
Heh, you snorted vomit.
Did it burn?
You share the *best* things, Jizzy.
Oh it burned....I ate at around 8:00pm, and ended up hurling at around 4:30 am so it sat there for a while stewing. I would say it had a Ph level of around 2. It was like puking HCL. THEN as I'm going on, I"m trying to flush the toilet and it won't.......and it won't.....then it finally does about the time my wife says how bad it smells, and if I could please do something about it.....DAMN IT WOMAN IM PUKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh you poor thing, should have had some Greek yoghurt, helps your throat.
Did she laugh at you? 
I bet you were warned before hand.
Do I want to know what Greek Yogurt is?? hehehe...sounds like a dessert I DON"T WANT TO TRY!
I'm going to trick my wife with that. I'm gonna ask her tonight if she wants some Greek Yogurt. MUHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!
BAH!
It's just yoghurt without any of the extras, plain. You can have it with savoury food.
Oh you mean plain yog(h)urt??? I hate that shit. It has to have blueberries in it or something.
What the hell is savoury food anyway? Is that like Indonesian or Thai??
You can have it with rice dishes and it's good. Must-a *chear (translation is yoghurt cucumber) is really nice though with rice, you add mint and finely chopped cucumber to the yoghurt until it is flavoured well.
Savoury, spicy or salty foods - not sweet. The plain yoghurt complements these dishes well. Also, if you are eating chillies, water is the worst thing you can have as it spreads the burning sensation, yoghurt cools it and stops it spreading.
*The ch sound is the same one you make when clearing your throat.
HACK ear.... HOREK EAR.....I can't get it....is that a Yiddish word??
Yeah I hate drinking water when I'm eating wasabi peas unless I'm feeling a bit sassy that day. Then I chase a hand full of peas with some water....mmmmm hot burning.......
After reading this thread, I have come to the conclusion you are one serious nutcase, dude. ::grin::
Nah, just funning around. I have my serious moments as well, but I try to keep all that safely contained.
::grin::
Glue.
Friggin' glue......
(sigh)
It's Iranian. Make a gagging sound and you are halfway there, close the air tube at the back of you throat and force air back up. Mics just seem to pick up static when that sound is made.
[Comment was edited by Kalika on June 09, 2004 at 05:36:35 AM]
I know you are! It's good shit though! ::grin::
LOL Just how small will these windows get?
?::grin::
Pretty soon were going to be reading this from top to bottom. Don't know how well thats going to go over.
not very good I lost my place 3 times! ::grin::
Fuck I made the
window bigger
[Comment was edited by halfpriced on June 09, 2004 at 12:55:38 PM]
Tried to make it smaller just posting a "."... no luck... *sigh*
[Comment was edited by petemoss on June 11, 2004 at 02:34:30 PM]
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I love you cuppycake
Wierd. Someone wrote the first 3 paragraphs of that on the bathroom wall where I bartend JUST the other day!!
Kalika, could you stop writing your journals on bathroom walls?
Abes
Funny! I just wish I knew what that word "mature" means.