Jun 06, 04 02:09 am — You've probably seen the show -- interviews with celebs and show biz folks.
At the end of the show, James Lipton asks the same series of questions. I thought I would post them here for you to answer.
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What turns you off?
What is your favorite curse word?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What profession other then your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
What is your favorite word? - Woohoo!
What is your least favorite word? - uh..
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? - Relaxation, the sun.
What turns you off? - Solitude.
What is your favorite curse word? - At the moment.. 'douchebag'.
What sound or noise do you love? - The sound of my cats purring in my lap. That and the noise of the sea. Also, the sound of Noble M12 GTO.
What sound or noise do you hate? - Ugh.. any high-pitched sound.
What profession other then your own would you like to attempt? - Lamborghini test driver. 
What profession would you not like to do? - Hm.. not sure. Being a soccer refferee would suck. I hate soccer.
What is your favorite word? Dumbass
What is your least favorite word? honkey
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Just being able to fabricate gets me off. So I typically enjoy it when I get to build something for myself.
What turns you off? Hippies. Selfishness. Laziness. Greed. People that are in constant denial, that will not accept the truth no matter how simple it is.
What is your favorite curse word? F-WORD!!!!!
What sound or noise do you love? I like the sound of a busy shop. Silence is so.....silent.
What sound or noise do you hate? Hippies...whining about this or that.....
What profession other then your own would you like to attempt? Bikini waxer for Playboy.
What profession would you not like to do? Hippie....that or WalMart Greeter
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? HAHA...You banged her a good one!!! ^5.
What profession other then your own would you like to attempt? Bikini waxer for Playboy.
Sure you could deal with ingrown hair and 'skin that looks like a plucked chicken with a sexually transmitted disease'*?
*Stolen from a very funny article in a woman's mag.
I'm sure I'd have to wear a gas mask, some chemgear and make sure I've had all my shots, but it sure would be nice to step back and admire my work.
If I got into doing Brazillians, I could save the wax to make "scented" candles.
I'D BE A MILLIONARE!!!!!!
Yeah, admire all the red inflamed flesh (remember, a plucked chicken with a sexually transmitted disease.)
Would you pick the hair out of it or leave it in for texture? 
Hrmm....probably leave it in.
LOL I can imagine some womans cooter looking like a boiled diseased chicken. HAHA...thats some nasty shit right there.....
I *do* hope it isn't your lunchtime right now. It would be terribly uncouth of me if it was and I kept going on about plucked chickens with sexually transmitted diseases.
Oh no! Whats going to happen to graham he is a-running
Ahhh! Looks like he came to a sticky end
[Comment was edited by Kalika on June 06, 2004 at 01:36:38 PM]
OMGWTFBOILEDCHICKEN!!!!
HAHAHA That aint right.
What sound or noise do you hate?
I'm changing my answer to "the noise of some 300lb trucker taking a shit everytime I step into a public bathroom"
I had it happen 3 times in one day. I hate public bathrooms.
Why 3 public bathrooms in one day?
Sounds a little fishy to me. Were they truckstops?
Road trip. One was a rest stop, one was a Wal Mart and the other was a gas station.
But without fail I go into a bathroom to take a leak, and someone is in there grunting and squeezing and pooting, and stinking up the place. They need pissing and shitting rooms rather than just one room for everything. That way if I'm not taking a massive dump, I don't have to stand in someones toxic cloud breathing gasses that at one point were touching someones colon.
At least you don't have to deal with the women's room. When I was a teen and worked retail, the women's room cleanup assignment was ALWAYS the worst. They wouldn't sit and they sprayed EVERYTHING everywhere.
What is your favorite word? Elbow.
What is your least favorite word? C**t
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Tities.
What turns you off? Lack of titties, or bonus of penis.
What is your favorite curse word? Polesmoking cudchewer.
What sound or noise do you love? The squeek of a pleasure of a woman in passion.
What sound or noise do you hate? Any squeek on my car.
What profession other then your own would you like to attempt? Tittie inspector.
What profession would you not like to do? Right wing political coloumnist.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome, your table is waiting.
What is your favorite word? enigma, and I like the sound of triskaidekaphobia
What is your least favorite word? AOL
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? depends on my mood
What turns you off? people who are rude or mean
What is your favorite curse word? shiz (bastardization of scheisse)
What sound or noise do you love? laughter
What sound or noise do you hate? metal scraping against concrete
What profession other then your own would you like to attempt? Ballerina
What profession would you not like to do? The Poopsmith
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Don't worry about them, they'll all be fine.
::grin::
What is your favorite word? Bam! Pow! Huggles. Yummy.
What is your least favorite word? Icky biology terms I dont need to remember any more.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Books, music, food..
What turns you off? Food that doesnt taste good, like liquorish, eew. People who use words like 'hey baby..'
What is your favorite curse word? Damn!
What sound or noise do you love? The Sounds, synths, music that builds up, the microwave ping.
What sound or noise do you hate? Nails on a blackboard, people cracking their knuckles (so I slap them, thats fair).
What profession other then your own would you like to attempt? Professional food eater.
What profession would you not like to do? Cleaning, heavy machinery, that would just be an accident waiting to happen if I did it.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? We have chocolate here too.
What if God said "Hey Baby!!! I've got chocolate!!!"
Sounds like quite the conundrum.
OOOOOHHHH!
Well, unless it's dark I wouldn't bounce for it anyhoo. But if it was really good chocolate I might be forced to overlook the baby.
What is your favorite word? Sucka
What is your least favorite word? No
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Music
What turns you off? People who can't be themselves (think Britney Spears, etc...)
What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
What sound or noise do you love? The ambient noise of a city
What sound or noise do you hate? Total silence
What profession other then your own would you like to attempt? TV newscaster
What profession would you not like to do? Psychologist/Psychiatrist...Anything in mental health
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? What up, sucka!
What is your favorite word? lover
What is your least favorite word? paycut
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? mushrooms
What turns you off? drama
What is your favorite curse word? FUCK
What sound or noise do you love? Crunching guitars and drums
What sound or noise do you hate? Celine Dion
What profession other then your own would you like to attempt? The guy who gives away the publishers clearinghouse big checks to housewives in towels
What profession would you not like to do? Proctologist
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I don't mind that you thought I didn't exist, have sex with my concubines and smoke my finest weed anyway.
What is your favorite word? Monkey
What is your least favorite word? Infection
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Rainy weather
What turns you off? Loud noises/arguing
What is your favorite curse word? Piss
What sound or noise do you love? Soul/gospel singing
What sound or noise do you hate? Sniffles
What profession other then your own would you like to attempt? Tomato farmer
What profession would you not like to do? Podiatry (I hate nasty feet.)
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? There is good sex in Heaven.
What is your favorite word? beauty
What is your least favorite word? can't
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? humble optimism
What turns you off? ignorance
What is your favorite curse word? hell
What sound or noise do you love? the popping of plastic bubble wrap
What sound or noise do you hate? the sound my digital camera makes when the batteries die
What profession other then your own would you like to attempt? concert pianist
What profession would you not like to do? proctology
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? That was brilliant!
What is your favorite word? BEACH
What is your least favorite word? WORK
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? NATURE, RANDOM THINGS
What turns you off? NAGGING, BITCHING
What is your favorite curse word? SHIT
What sound or noise do you love? WAVES CRASHING
What sound or noise do you hate? PHONE RINGING
What profession other then your own would you like to attempt? GOLF PRO
What profession would you not like to do? FIREMAN
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? YOU'RE IN. BAR'S OVER THERE.
What is your favorite word? family
What is your least favorite word? unscheduled downtime
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? looking over the handle bars of my mtn bike while on a singletrack
What turns you off? people with no motivation
What is your favorite curse word? holy shit
What sound or noise do you love? want a beer?
What sound or noise do you hate? your turn to buy
What profession other then your own would you like to attempt? lottery winner
What profession would you not like to do? daycare provider
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "No, you don't have to believe in me to get in. Want a beer?"
What is your favorite word? From woman YES
What is your least favorite word? PUNK
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Nature
What turns you off? know it all women
What is your favorite curse word? bite my shiny metal ass
What sound or noise do you love? Harcore guitar riffs
What sound or noise do you hate? the sound a woman makes when she thinks your wrong
What profession other then your own would you like to attempt? Porn Star
What profession would you not like to do? elephant custodian
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? the hemp forests are to the right the beer gardens are to the left!
What is your favorite word? NAKED
What is your least favorite word? SMEAR
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? NUDITY :D
What turns you off? RUDENESS
What is your favorite curse word? F*CK
What sound or noise do you love? DRUMS
What sound or noise do you hate? SQEAKING BALLOONS
What profession other then your own would you like to attempt? MEDICINE
What profession would you not like to do? MORTICIAN
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? KIT OFF LAD, IN YA COME
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What is your favorite word? WHATEVER
What is your least favorite word? GEROGEWBUSH
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? ART, WRITINGS
What turns you off? SOCIETY
What is your favorite curse word? #@$%
What sound or noise do you love? DRUMS
What sound or noise do you hate? BRITTANY SPEARS
What profession other then your own would you like to attempt? PRESIDENT
What profession would you not like to do? FAST FOOD EMPLOYEE
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"OH YOUR BACK,...... I KEPT YOUR SEAT WARM FOR YOU"