May 02, 04 02:30 pm — Okay, what's on your desk/table/whatever that you're sitting by right now?
On my desk I've got:
2 speakers
Monitor
Keyboard
Mouse + mousepad
CDs (blank)
CDs (burned)
Modem/router
3 remotes - AC, Stereo, TV
Cell phone
Nose drops
coins
Microsoft Rallisport Challenge CD which I use as a glass coaster.
1 glass of ice coffee
You?
now let's see here..
3 monitors
1printer
2 speakers
1 cable modem
2 empty soda cans
notepad
old grenade casing used for keeping pens
telephone
carpenter's measure.
nail clippers
......
-Camarogeddon
I'm using Dashes laptop (it's a Toshiba Satellite) sweet thang, a bit to heavy imo.
Tomorrow I'll update with my desk at work.::grin::
Monitor
Speakers
Printer
Books
CD's
Calendar
One million post-it notes
A cat
Several containers with pens, scissors, receipts, etc., in them
Phone
Phone book
Package of Oreos - half gone
Altoids
Coffee cup
Magazines
Kleenex
File folders
Dust
Flathead screwdriver
Eyeglasses
Bottle of Valium
" Bottle of Valium " can i come over and "look" at your computer.
::grin::
Hurry -- before all the Oreos are gone.
Good times, good times...
PC
Monitor
Two big ass speakers
Ash tray
Lighter
Cigarettes
Keyboard
Mouse & mouse pad
Some CD's
And my Houston porn star collectible figure thing
Work
monitor
work stuff, papers , tape dispencer
big cardboard box with a sad face drawn on it , its my work dunce face when i get in trouble,
cell phone
a mini basketball goal made ou of a swing lamp, cardboard, cup and company sticker.
big cardboard tube for hitting objects across the floor or people.
collection of mouse pads from our company mergers.
bunch of bottle caps that i hit with the tubes.
a stapler
and my feet !!!!
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[Comment was edited by Deutschbag on May 02, 2004 at 05:39:53 PM]
-The usual computer crap
-about 200 CD's
-about 50 CD computer games
-an open cookbook
-info about showers and building materials
-seven assorted empty Camembert, Goat cheese and Pont L'Eveque boxes
-a pic of the ol' ball and chain
-20 year old olive oil Provencal
-a Daytimer from 1997
-dust
-sodie pop
-various papers shoved under CD's and other various papers
-a digital clock I "borrowed" from my Telecom job
-a Joe Camel can holder with pens and stuff in it
-a ceramic gargoyle
-a plastic lobster
-some unidentified gook in the nooks and crannies
[Comment was edited by spudlump on May 02, 2004 at 05:49:57 PM]
Monitor
2 speakers
wireless mouse
wireless mouse receiver
router
DVD box for "Big Trouble in Little China" as a coaster
beer
beer caps
CD's for Norton, Unreal 2003, Avery Label
cigarette foil
10mm/11mm wrench
lil black book
Universal remote
DVD collection guide book
spoon
pen
assorted paper and bills
my bank card
Not at home right now, and anyway theres too much to go into for my home desk - its a mess. I have photos somewhere though...I might have them online somewhere I can get at them.
At work...
In/Out tray
Desk blotter
Assorted CD's and disks.
Microsoft Action Pack folder
Sony Clie PDA cradle
15" monitor, mouse and keyboard for a test system under my desk
Various network and power cables for a laptop.
A Sony Vaio laptop (when I'm there)
One or three mouse mats and a coaster or two.
A red satin rose
A picture of my son
A Zip 250 drive
Assorted DAT tapes
Pen & pencil holder.
Couple of books on SQL, Access Dimensions and Perl.
A Madville mug ::grin::
[Comment was edited by Shiva on May 02, 2004 at 09:42:19 PM]
At work now:
a PHONE... obviously 
toshiba puter
a 15' flat screen monitor, there's a tiny red pooch sitting on the top right hand corner
yamaha speakers
a marble unicorn
inbox/outbox combo
a company cup (old logo) there's a rubber band ball sitting in it, well, more like on top of it.
stapler
tape dispenser
pen cup
a hug figurine
an apple (snack for later)
stack of music cds
a radio
my company ID
a water bottle
bunch of fashion mags.
a tiny plastic heart shaped basket that says "LUV YA" on it. (it was filled with valentine heart candies)
That's all.
::grin::
that basket sounds cute, where'd you get it?
I dunno.
You never told me where you bought it. 
Hp printer
monitor
subwoofer
2 speakers
pringles
cup o' coffee
Sony camera
Wacom pen and pad
Monitor cleaner spray
remote for my telly
empty coca cola bottle
eye drops(I'm an allergic!)
a lot of paper
some cd's with various stuff on them
Receipt from WalMarts where my wife managed to drop $142.93.....(she spotted her first transvestite there yesterday buy bras with his son, so it was worth it)
Parts and Price list
Customers order
Coupon for some bread
2 universite physics text books
2 speakers
30 cd's
couple 3.5 floppies
Manilla envelope
Cereal bowl
Coffee cup
Empty Jewel cases
Ceramic Dolphins
Ceramic creepy thing that my wife insists on keeping
Some sore of water fountain thing
Rabbit skin
Pine cone
Bottle cap
Box of checks
Dried up starfish
Merriam Webster Dictionary and Thesaurus
Another pine cone
Couple of .44 mag hollow points
[Comment was edited by Jizzmasterzero on May 03, 2004 at 09:54:24 AM]
Why would you have your son witness that? 
My wife asked the same thing...she said....Why in the fuck would that guy ask his kid to come with him.......
Do you have WalMarts in Britain England yet?
Not in Cambridgeshire.
Tesco's rule the roost here.
Tesco.
So you have a Tesco Family that for some reason everyone hates for being successful, sort of like how people are with the WalMarts family here???
Most people say "They have too much money blah blah blah not fair blah blah blah I shouldn't have to work for a living blah blah blah they owe me blah blah blah"
No, there isn't any Mafia in Cambridgeshire.
I was talking in terms of supermarkets rather than ownership.
Alot of towns in jolly old England end with "shire" don't they? I guess thats akin to ours ending in "ton" or "ville" short for town and villiage respectively. Its basically a slack jawed yokel way of saying town.....TUUUNNNNN......damn hicks.
Well shires are the areas where these places are. Usually the main town/city. A city is defined as a place with a cathedral rather than size. Cambridge doesn't have a cathedral so it's not strictly a city but the university gave it city status. Ely is a city but is thought of as only a town. (The cathedral is really nice, lots of paintings and the stonework makes an impressive background. I used it in my Media Studies coursework when I needed to have someone murdered on film.)
Town/Village/City: Hunting'ton', Es'sex', Chester, Man'chester', Birming'ham', Lon'don', Cam'bridge', Ox'ford'.
The endings are indications to when they were names, e.g. ham means they used to be Viking settlements. Names ending with Chester are derived from the Latin word castra which means fortress (Roman). Any ending in 'ton' are Saxon settlements along with 'ham'.
Now Ely is just odd, it means island of eels because in the fens, before they were drained ,Ely used to be an island.
Bet you wish you never said anything now. 
Jesus.....
Here we have towns named "Plainville".
no shit.....
Another.....Franklin
Another....Delle
stupid shit like that. I think they didn't have a plan on naming towns, so they just whipped somehting out of their ass, or someones last name or something.
Midway......
I guess its inbetween a couple of places.
Nephi....named after some schmoe in the Book of Mormon.
Lehi.....same as above
Moroni....Same as above
OH Theres a town named EUREKA!!!! here....nothing goes on there but open range fires that drives the residents to higher ground.
There is a town called "Monkey's Eyebrow" here in Arizona.
LOL
I wonder if there is a Baboons Ass Minnesota?
A tour of my "cube hell"
The pictures on my desk include one of my mother and me, my two cats and Jay and his sister. I also proudly display a mug that says "Professional Smartass."
You'll first note the tribute to 9/11 I have put on the wall as a constant reminder of why we need to do the things we do. I also have my terrorist hunting permit much to the chagrin of my hippy workmates. Sitting atop my jumbled stack of cd's is my Tom Osborne bobble head. If you don't know who Tom Osborne is, then you don't know Nebraska football. Also included on the wall are pictures of Omaha and my family back home along with a picture of Jay's son. That pink think in the middle is my lava lamp, which I hadn't fired up yet at the time of the picture.
My monitor, which I'm constantly reminded I'm luck to have. My ergonomic keyboard, which means most people will choose to not work at my desk when I'm not around. Taped to my monitor is my daily list of affirmations...makes me try to remember to keep a smile on my face. There's also my pink bunny sitting next to a daily Bible verse calendar. (bet that scared most of you off!) Actually, a girl that got fired left it behind and i sort of inherited it.
That concludes our tour. Please do not get off until the ride has come to a complete stop. We enjoyed having you here today!
You ought to make a "Terrorist Flower List" for those god damn hippie coworkers. Hand out the last known addresses of these terrorists and have them send FTD bouquets and maybe a nice selection of cheese. That will make the world a better place.
Monitor
keyboard
mouse
printer
speakers
stack of papers
pencil tray
7 empty guiness bottles
windex to wipe of monitor when I'm done!
[Comment was edited by halfpriced on May 03, 2004 at 03:02:33 PM]
ha,, i need to get a pic of my home computer desk.. there is like around 80-90 beer bottles around it... not a collection. just usally to drunk to get up to go to the trash..
thats just his week.::grin::
Computer monitor with a speaker and 3D glasses on top of that
Monitor stand
4 more speakers on desk (Sub under the desk) & volume control thingy
A stack of PC games & manuals
4 pens and a pad
An empty water glass or did I drink diet pepsi outta that LOL
keyboard
Small lamp
My glasses
Max Payne mouse pad lol
Mouse
Some tiny logitech box for my wireless keyboard
Half eaten bag of sunflowers seeds
A pretty big pocket knife
Tweezers
That's about it.
god-fearing-xian
iMac
2 speakers
headphones
external 200gig drive that is dying
Family Guy Vol 2 on dvd
Reading glasses.
Bag of chips
Some DVD-R's on a spindle
Xbox + 2 controllers
Empty glass that used to have a milkshake.