Mar 30, 04 02:27 pm — I have several jars of pickles in my fridge. Many of them are Vlasic brand. I noticed that the company started printing little sayings on the pickle jar lids.
For example:
And:
It was the following pickle jar lid that made me laugh:
Don't men buy pickles?
That's good to hear what people think of the comments. At least you tell us instead of emailing other people and crying about them. Oh, did I say that? Lighten up people.
Hey over here, look at me, over here:
WHHAAAAAA!!! WWWHHHAAA!!! I'm a pathetic loser who doesn't like all the bad words the bitty boys using on their site. WHHHHAAAA!!! I just shit my pants cause because you said "poo-poo" but not that word, like it starting with "shi*". WHHHAAAA!!!! I'm gonna tell on these anti-christian devil loving jesus-hating son of sam types by emailing jail and tell him how much my closed-minded cobweb of a brain don't like it. I liked it so much better when everything was (0). Less to read and more time for my donkey-dick-suck-off-fest.
What are those little brown sticky nuggets that manage to hold on for dear life on my ass hair? I don't know, but they sure are delicious sautd.
So chrome, "I'm really upset with the way the comments have been going, I mean why would we want people to interact with one another in the comments section for chrimmys sake?"
What are those little brown sticky nuggets that manage to hold on for dear life on my ass hair? I don't know, but they sure are delicious sautd.
I dunno Tasty, but rest assured that I have contacted your daddy to cry about the comments because I have a small sack and I can't make a comment or even PM you about them.
Don't forget to CC that to Jail. You wouldnt want any rocks unturned.
What are those little brown sticky nuggets that manage to hold on for dear life on my ass hair? I don't know, but they sure are delicious sautd.
Oh yes, I definetly will. You will pay for making immature comments, grow up Tasty. You must be serious all the time and never smile or laugh. My God, grow up, there is no time for fun and games around here.
I have seen the light. I am reborn. From now on I will become the repressed soul you intended.
Devoid completely of any imagination, left to grind away at my job, day in and day out. I will not stop until every shred of humor, every trace of laughter, every funny tidbit is completely abolished. Left only will be my crusty, whiney, pathetic, better-than-thou shell. I know that laughter is nothing more than the devils way of molesting our souls. I have been raped, raped by those evil comments, raped of my purity, raped of my virgin ears and eyes. I thank you for issuing that blow to that perturbed evil boiling inside called humor. Why was I so blind? Blinded by humor (and probably rape again) I suppose. I have only you to thank, you who with great vengence and furious anger managed to circumvent me, send a troll filled email cutting into the very heart of the issue with such courage not even Pee-Wee could compare.
As is said in Genesis 132:34:
Thine posereth who anonymously maileth whiney bitch letters to thine site owners will forever have a place in my kingdom. Strike down upon those among you with intentions of fun, strike down upon those who deserveth a beating for laughing. Strike down with bolts of whiney pathetic bitch letters... and so forth and so on.
To sum up:
Your a little bitch, you poser.
You know who you are.
What are those little brown sticky nuggets that manage to hold on for dear life on my ass hair? I don't know, but they sure are delicious sautd.
I can see I was missing out.... Jail but me under the impression that a few babies bitched about comments made by me... to witch I say... go get a life...
"Trolling" newsgeek since the dawn of time :-)
Holder Of the Title "Massive Tool"
Your "this is cool/sucks" comments are pointless. The ones where you actally act like you have a brain are alright. Obviously some uptight homo was offended by some of the comments making fun of gay cults. The bottom line is that I could care less what people think. I'm not some borg who never turns his brain into humor mode. I like to have fun and joke around, if you don't like it, don't read my comments. It's funny too because most of the Top 10 links per day are not related to tech news. I'm guessing whoever cried about our comments is a small minority and I could honestly care less about them.
"offended by gay cults"? definetely a small minority.
What are those little brown sticky nuggets that manage to hold on for dear life on my ass hair? I don't know, but they sure are delicious sautd.
To the person that was pissed about chromes comment about "gay cults" send me a PM so I can see what I can do to make the most important people involed happy....
"Trolling" newsgeek since the dawn of time :-)
Holder Of the Title "Massive Tool"
I don't know exactly why they were pissed. I don't care either. They need to get a hooker and have a beer.
Are there gay hookers?
"Trolling" newsgeek since the dawn of time :-)
Holder Of the Title "Massive Tool"
Make sure to bring that massive florescent dildo with.
What are those little brown sticky nuggets that manage to hold on for dear life on my ass hair? I don't know, but they sure are delicious sautd.
i've never even heard of pickles before... what are they???
Er....I've heard of, and stay away from, Pickle Lickers.
they are you after a bender
hmm, some men must buy pickles or they wouldn't make these:
ONLY $9.99!
oh my,
women and their pickles
[Comment was edited by LdS on March 30, 2004 at 02:53:14 PM]
Wow, that girl certainly likes them big...
my aren't they a sexist company..women should revolt
I've been pickled......
Interesting. I've never seen them before. Are they sweet or sour pickels?
Like SOMEBODY who has an olive obsession...
*runs to the fridge to look for olives... sounds good right about now...*
martsanz
what do i need 3D porn when i can get the real thing,anyway i downloaded the demo and its not funny at all.i can get all the funnies i want from newsgeek comment[s]