Mar 29, 04 01:13 pm — Something funny happened the other day and I was looking for some insight on it from the all-knowing Madvillians.
Well we were stopped at a light(like the tenth car in line) and my girlfriend and I decided what the hell and made out for a few minutes. Well we forgot that my windows were open and well this guy starting yelling at us from two lanes away. We looked over and he smiled and said "That's illegal." He was joking around and we joked back but it been on my mind for a bit. So I was wondering if anyone actually knows if its illegal to kiss at a stoplight.
It is illegal to kiss peepees at a stoplight.
Or have anal sex.
"at a stoplight"
So I'm reading this as OK as long as you're cruising down the road.
Honey, lets go for a drive.
I grabbed my wifes ass (I can grab both cheeks with one hand) at a grocery store once, and this fucking henny penny 30 something nit wit came unfastened on me. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT IN THIS STORE YOUNG MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck...ok.....I sure as shit would have sprained something grabbing that battleship she called an ass....
Oh, and then as me and my wife were walking away I slapped her ass in front of this hag just for good measure.
To answer your question, no its not illegal. I've honked at kids making out, but the funny thing is its still a red light, so they get about 2/3 of the way across the cross walk before they realize I was just honking.
No its not illegal you dumbfuck.
Its something you'd get a ticket for moving violation, unecessary blocking of traffic etc.
Not exactly a misdemeanor or felony offense.
[Comment was edited by nobodyfamous on March 29, 2004 at 04:45:31 PM]
Blowjobs are a misdemeanor.
The more I miss, the meaner I get.
Let me tell you, I've been pretty mean for quite awhile.
where's your wife old man ::grin:: 
Guys, remember, what she may do before you get married she probably won't do after a number of years of marriage.
When a man marries a woman he hopes she'll never change but always does.
When a woman marries a man she hopes he'll change but never does.
Not illegal. However, having these sots of relations out of wedlock is an abomination to our lord and savior. May God have mercy on your sinful souls.
What if we're already burning in hell?
Good question...though my life is quite far from burning right about now.
far from burning eh? hmmm then I should probably fix that. 
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I'm sure something like that would be differnet in each state/county/city. My guess is the old fart isn't getting any and was jealous.
Please remember that if you are stopped at a light and getting a blow job I'd suggest you keep your tinted windows rolled up. Now a hand job wouldn't be so obvious, unless you're a moaner.