Mar 02, 04 06:48 pm — We all make mental notes about the people we meet. It's natural to size someone up based on how they look - physical attraction is our animal instinct, right? Of course I like people who are smart and funny and kind. I like people who are silly and mildly philosophical. But I have that animal instinct just like everyone else.

Long story short, I found a website that analyzes your likes and dislikes and sends you a picture of someone they feel you would be attracted to. I had to click on lots of pictures and answer some basic questions. This was not a matchmaking service - it was more of an analysis to see if you have a "type" you're attracted to.

I got the results and was stunned. I expected to see someone like this:





(I figured my crush on comedian Dane Cook would carry over into the results.)

WRONG.

No lie - here is the pic they sent me:






Today's Journal Topic: What characteristics/features do you find attractive in people?

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Mar 02, 04 06:50 pm
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Courageous and funny women make me fall hard for them.

Too bad this combination doesn't exist in much women....period.

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Mar 02, 04 06:59 pm
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athletic, funny, rich, clean ( i only wear my clothes one time clean) strait hair, not super rilgious.

AND A YANKEES FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!::grin::

"i like my beats hard, like 2 day old shit" - tribe called quest "If you are going to give me 110% then you can rub my rock. If you're not, then keep your filthy hands off it." -Frank Howard ( Clemson Tigers Coach ) 01:56:11] dave: Litty and NF ha

 
Mar 03, 04 06:51 pm
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Reply to davef62:

kinda off topic but...this was in a comic's routine:

in france, they say the perfect women's breasts should fill a martini glass.

in brooklyn they should clog a toilet.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pr0n surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear



Mar 02, 04 07:06 pm
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Call me old fashioned but I like women with breasts.

I'm George W. Bush and I approve this message.



Mar 02, 04 08:14 pm
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A woman with the whole package does it for me.... by package i mean she's smart, and attractive....I've known women most men would bend over backwards for but once I find out they're the typical blonde bimbo i totally lose interest.

I don't need a signature.

 
Mar 02, 04 11:07 pm
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Reply to newfie:

Thank you for clarifying what you meant by a woman with a "package."




Mar 02, 04 09:02 pm
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Im dead serious when I say I look like the first pic. I'm bigger, and my hair is a little shorter, and I don't stand like I have scoliosis.
Probably the only moment of seriousness I've had in the 1.5 years (?) I've been a citizen of Madville.

Anyway....turn ons: Athletic. Smart. Funny. Ambitious.
Turn offs: Kids. Gold digging slut. etc

When I was dating I ran across all types of hot women, but most were idiots. I'm no Einstein, but jesus...when I say something stupid as a joke and you agree with me....thats where I draw the line. Id say someone that has her head screwed on straight was the biggest prioriety for me.


[Comment was edited by Jizzmasterzero on March 02, 2004 at 09:06:44 PM]

Denial, justification, and half truths are the great cures. They cure you of guilt, responsibility, and accountability." -JMZ http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X6FP7M1A

 
Mar 02, 04 10:52 pm
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Reply to Jizzmasterzero:

I agree.

To the pain.

 
Mar 02, 04 11:08 pm
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Reply to Rexxx:

You agree that you also look like the first pic?

That's three guys in one journal who look like that pic.

Woo hoo!


 
Mar 03, 04 06:07 pm
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Reply to Jizzmasterzero:

Are ya sure it's not more like this?

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Mar 02, 04 09:27 pm
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What features do I like?

Breathing for one, intelligence, sense of humor, good personality.

Ah, hell.....breathing will do it.....

My Bologna has a first name. But, it had the misfortune of eating paint chips as a child. Therefore, he prefers to be called Mort......



Mar 02, 04 10:56 pm
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Froguana I did not give you permission to post my picture (the first one)! No sex for you tonight!

In the beginning, Mr. T created the heavens and the earth. And Mr. T said, "Let there be fools"; and there were fools. And Mr. T saw that the fools were bad; and pitied them.

 



Mar 02, 04 11:00 pm
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Reply to Anathema:


 
Mar 02, 04 11:05 pm
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!!

"i like my beats hard, like 2 day old shit" - tribe called quest "If you are going to give me 110% then you can rub my rock. If you're not, then keep your filthy hands off it." -Frank Howard ( Clemson Tigers Coach ) 01:56:11] dave: Litty and NF ha

 
Mar 02, 04 11:05 pm
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Praise Jesus it's a miracle!

In the beginning, Mr. T created the heavens and the earth. And Mr. T said, "Let there be fools"; and there were fools. And Mr. T saw that the fools were bad; and pitied them.

 
Mar 02, 04 11:10 pm
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Reply to Anathema:

1. True

2. True



 
Mar 02, 04 11:17 pm
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Reply to froguana:

By no sex I meant twice the sex, my bad

In the beginning, Mr. T created the heavens and the earth. And Mr. T said, "Let there be fools"; and there were fools. And Mr. T saw that the fools were bad; and pitied them.

 
Mar 02, 04 11:18 pm
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Reply to Anathema:

1. True

2.


 
Mar 02, 04 11:33 pm
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haha u r da funny

I don't need a signature.

 
Mar 04, 04 06:00 pm
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lol!




Mar 02, 04 11:06 pm
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pulse!

"i like my beats hard, like 2 day old shit" - tribe called quest "If you are going to give me 110% then you can rub my rock. If you're not, then keep your filthy hands off it." -Frank Howard ( Clemson Tigers Coach ) 01:56:11] dave: Litty and NF ha

 
Mar 02, 04 11:33 pm
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Reply to davef62:

and thats when he's sober..when drunk.... watch out

I don't need a signature.

 
Mar 03, 04 12:00 am
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Reply to newfie:

BRING OUT YA DEAD!!!! BRING OUT YA DEAD!!::grin::

"i like my beats hard, like 2 day old shit" - tribe called quest "If you are going to give me 110% then you can rub my rock. If you're not, then keep your filthy hands off it." -Frank Howard ( Clemson Tigers Coach ) 01:56:11] dave: Litty and NF ha



Mar 03, 04 01:53 am
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I figure if your going to invest into a relationship with some one you have to look them in the face a lot......so i say i couldnt date a "butter face"
Nice eyes
smart
not a fan of blonde hair
has a general exotic/different look about her that seperates her from other girls
and has her life together
all around a classy kind of girl

and most of all the perfect girl is a classy lady everywhere she goes..................BUT A TOTAL WHORE IN BED

HEAR ME NOW! WORDS I VOW! NO F_CKING REGRETS! F_CK THESE CHAINS! NO G_DDAMN SLAVE! I WILL BE DIFFERENT! -=MacHine HeaD=-



Mar 03, 04 09:51 am
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A guy with long (shoulder length or so) dark hair brownish-black hair, slightly curly sideburns, a magnificent singing voice, a little taller than me, hazel eyes that change from green to gray depending, nicely sculpted and cutely fuzzy, who has a great sense of humor, who is quick witted and intelligent yet not arrogant. who has a big golden heart, and an undying spirit. ::grin::

the sun shines for you he said ... the day I got him to propose to me yes first I gave him the bit of seedcake out of my mouth and it was leapyear like now yes 16 years ago my God after that kiss I near lost my breath yes ... the sun shines for you today

 
Mar 03, 04 04:21 pm
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Reply to BeggarsFarm:

I see... Now who on earth could you POSSIBLY be talking about...?




 
Mar 04, 04 09:31 am
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Reply to froguana:

hehehe

the sun shines for you he said ... the day I got him to propose to me yes first I gave him the bit of seedcake out of my mouth and it was leapyear like now yes 16 years ago my God after that kiss I near lost my breath yes ... the sun shines for you today



Mar 03, 04 10:20 am
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hmm. if a guy is really smart and funny, i find that really attractive regardless of appearance. but purely looks-wise, i like the skinny artist/rocker thing. his hair can't be too short, but not too long etiher. glasses, 5 o'clock shadows, and tight t-shirts do it for me...oh, and no blonds.

mostly tired.



Mar 05, 04 12:22 am
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Well i got lucky.




 
Mar 05, 04 01:41 pm
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Reply to Torus:

Lucky? You stole my sweetie!


 
Mar 05, 04 01:54 pm
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Reply to froguana:

Are we gonna have to fight over this? lol


 
Mar 05, 04 05:40 pm
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Reply to Torus:

YES.

But we'll charge admission.

Madville Catfight - Battle of the Babes.


 
Mar 05, 04 06:14 pm
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Reply to froguana:

That'll sure increase the Premium subscribers!

I'm George W. Bush and I approve this message.

 
Mar 05, 04 10:24 pm
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Reply to froguana:

You're on!




Mar 05, 04 08:32 am
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What do I like most in my women? My penis.



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