Feb 24, 04 11:49 pm — In Frog's perfect world
Candy has no calories
Money grows on trees
It would be so nice
To find a secret garden
Where the beer gnome lives
I want a monkey
I would name him Ricardo
And make him wear pants
Today's Journal Topic: Write haikus (5-7-5 syllable structure) about your wishes, wants, and desires.
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I wish I was not
So damn retarded lately
I need to sleep more
If dirty dishes
Were worth their weight in dubloons
Id be really rich
I cant stand cheap wine
But its all I can afford
On sale: three dollars.
A new computer
That doesn't require coal
Or me kicking it.
Wife talks to damn much
Use that mouth for something else
Like opening chips.::grin::
Climb on board a plane
Fly down to the warm islands
Enjoy the warm sand
A hundred million
That is all i really want
I would still visit Madville
I would BUY Madville
And make people stick to rules
About syllables 
::grin::
doh!
my head's in my arse
i'm very sorry to say
i did seven twice
I so very wish
I had a million wishes
Or even just one
I know Id waste some
Some others would help mankind
But Id spend them all
Cars and planes and boats
A vacation getaway
Maybe nude women
Maybe a degree
Imagine a P.H.D.
But more like B.S.
I could change myself
And be a better person
But why waste a wish?
Wish up improvements
Like start the Human Blender
Watch your ass rapists
Fame, celebrity
But on second thought
Just give me the cash
I wish to go soon
Travel to far, far japan
Going in summer
I wish, a robot
To go to school when I don't
Looks and talks like me
