Oct 14, 03 02:18 am — A man walked into the produce section of his local
supermarket, and asked to buy half a head of lettuce.
The boy working in that department told him that they
only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was
insistent that the boy ask his manager about the
matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to
the manager, "Some asshole wants to buy half a head of
lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to
find the man standing right behind him, so he added,
"And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other
half." The manager approved the deal, and the man
went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy,
"I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of
that situation earlier. We like people who think on
their feet here. Where are you from, son?"
"Canada, sir," the boy replied "Well, why did you
leave Canada?" the manager asked The boy said, "Sir,
there's nothing but whores and hockey players up
there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from
Canada." "No shit", replied he boy "Who'd she play
for?"


Sorry, guys. I needed to use some of my journal time.

Waste not, want not, and all....



[journal edited by spudlump on 2003:10:14 02:19:53]